Mike C ⓥ

Scalzi is always a Real One.

this is mesmerizing

POND RULES: No swimming, jumping or gallivanting. Do not disturb the pond witch. No fishing with dynamite. Sacrifices to water gods on alternate Wednesdays only - NO EXCEPTIONS! Taunt the crows at your own risk. If a hand comes out of the water to beckon you, turn and walk away. Do not feed the weretrout. Is the water burning with cold unholy fire? Report it to the ranger! They’re not ducks. Run. Have fun!

You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before

I've had a missile blow up next to my airplane, been shot at dozens of times by anti-aircraft fire, and launched into orbit — all for my country. I never thought I'd see a President call for my execution.

Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.

Now listen to me here. I do not care who it is. I do not care how scary it might seem. If a man – any man – points in a woman's face and says "Quiet piggy" you say something about it. It does not matter if it is the president flailing around with the kind of sudden burst of anger common amongst dementia patients receiving end of life care. You stand up and you say "What the fuck did you just say?"

If a man points in a woman's face and says "Quiet piggy" you say something about it... You stand up and you say "What the fuck did you just say?" www.welcometohellworld.com/the-love-we-...

The President of the United States just called for my arrest and execution.

In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:

Modified screenshot of the DHS post reading “Rent is too high!” Republicans run the entire federal government. “Groceries cost too much!” Republicans run the entire federal government. “There aren’t enough jobs!” Republicans run the entire federal government. “Women don’t feel safe walking down the street!” Republicans run the entire federal government. “Traffic is terrible!” Republicans run the entire federal government. “Healthcare is too expensive!” Republicans run the entire federal government. “Welfare spending is through the roof!” Republicans run the entire federal government. “I can’t afford a car!” Republicans run the entire federal government. “I can’t afford a house!” Republicans run the entire federal government. Many problems. A simple answer: elect Democrats

I've taken the liberty of fixing their post for them:

Local kitty swallows needle, which is now burrowed in her esophagus. Surgery is $4000.

I've included the news story, and there is a GFM set up at the end of the article.

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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

"Some tongues were made for the boot."

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Name and shame!! Don't want others to waste money on the same trash.

This the only kind of "both-sideing" I'll tolerate.

Lawful Good lawyers are the backbone of a functioning democracy. We appreciate any of you picking up the mantle!

Terrific

President Zelenskyy came to the White House, looking for help from his longstanding ally.

He was ambushed, humiliated and berated for not being grateful enough.

Prince Bone Saw bin 9/11 came to the White House, for the first time since he ordered the murder of Jamal Khashoggi.

He was revered.

I think I figured it out... The bakery is in a former Pizza Hut that they turned into their bakery.

That's gotta be it, right??

Is Clay Higgins a pedophile?!? Many people are saying "Clay Higgins is a pedophile."

Sounds to me like Clay Higgins is a pedophile. Is that true?? I can't tell!

It would be great to know either way if CLAY HIGGINS IS A PEDOPHILE.

Clay Higgins wants desperately to protect predators and pedophiles. Many people are saying that means Clay Higgins is also a pedophile and sex offender.

Why does Clay Higgins want to protect his pedophile friends??

Is Mike Johnson (R-LA) a pedophile?!? Many people are saying "Mike Johnson (R-LA) is a pedophile."

Sounds to me like Mike Johnson (R-LA) is a pedophile. Is that true?? I can't tell!

It would be great to know either way if MIKE JOHNSON (R-LA) IS A PEDOPHILE.

Mike Johnson (R-LA) wants desperately to protect predators and pedophiles. Many people are saying that means Mike Johnson (R-LA) is also a pedophile and sex offender.

Why does Mike Johnson (R-LA) want to protect his pedophile friends??

Is Jeff Van Drew a pedophile?!? Many people are saying "Jeff Van Drew is a pedophile."

Sounds to me like Jeff Van Drew is a pedophile. Is that true?? I can't tell!

It would be great to know either way if JEFF VAN DREW IS A PEDOPHILE.

Jeff Van Drew wants desperately to protect predators and pedophiles. Many people are saying that means Jeff Van Drew is also a pedophile and sex offender.

Why does Jeff Van Drew want to protect his pedophile friends??

There are few tweets that have stuck with me after seeing it only once. That nightmare of a "sandwich" haunts my dreams.

Is Brad Knott a pedophile?!? Many people are saying "Kevin Kiley is a pedophile."

Sounds to me like Brad Knott is a pedophile. Is that true?? I can't tell!

It would be great to know either way if BRAD KNOTT IS A PEDOPHILE.

Brad Knott wants desperately to protect predators and pedophiles. Many people are saying that means Brad Knott is also a pedophile and sex offender.

Why does Brad Knott want to protect his pedophile friends??

Is Kevin Kiley a pedophile?!? Many people are saying "Kevin Kiley is a pedophile."

Sounds to me like Kevin Kiley is a pedophile. Is that true?? I can't tell!

It would be great to know either way if KEVIN KILEY IS A PEDOPHILE.

Kevin Kiley wants desperately to protect predators and pedophiles. Many people are saying that means Kevin Kiley is also a pedophile and sex offender.

Why does Kevin Kiley want to protect his pedophile friends??

Is James Comer a pedophile?!? Many people are saying"James Comer is a pedophile."

Sounds to me like James Comer is a pedophile. Is that true?? I can't tell!

It would be great to know either way if JAMES COMER IS A PEDOPHILE.