Ben

i’ve noticed a big uptick in people taking posts at their literal face value. i’m not sure if it’s a reading comprehension issue or just bots, either way it’s annoying af

hugs!

when i walk my dog in the morning id say at least a third of people are staring at their phone and another third have it glued to the middle of their windshield.

also about half don’t bother slowing down for speed bumps, and no one looks behind them when they’re backing out of their driveway.

Over the Garden Wall…peak autumnal vibes.

Over the Garden Wall…so damn good. a mood. a vibe.

You’ll join us someday… Over the Garden Wall (2014)

spoooookyyyyy or is it? 🎃

Over the Garden Wall (2014)

Since the #Rapture is trending.

it’s because none of them know how to flirt to begin with and you can’t hear shit with a hood on anyways

or so i’m told

why would you even speak that into existence

Dudes rock

If any political group is willing to sacrifice LGBTQIA folks to get ahead they will sacrifice anyone, and I will not support them.

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

building my dog an ornate floating platform so she can continue to judge me from afar

once again thinking about these earrings

this isn’t a new observation, but it really is the south park-ification of america where caring about things is gay

so many people are still abusing the repost button, just let me mute reposts from individual accounts. it can’t be that hard.

sure it’s a little embarrassing having to drive home with the tp in the passenger seat, but when you’re saving 10¢ a gallon on gas it’s worth it

(i’ve done this in my sl more than once)

five ristras of cayennes so far this year. there’s something very satisfying about seeing them all hanging, waiting to be used over the next year or two… ensuring I’ll never have to cook a bland meal

not only do i have feral parsley all around my house, i also have some rogue arugula.

the greens i actually plant *in* the garden beds? not doing nearly as well

oddly enough i’d say like 3/4 of mine are from new york

this reminds me of the trend in chinese social media a while back where they were eating “white people lunches” and were all like “no no, the misery and lack of flavor are the point”

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

crappy picture, but somehow i saw a LUCID GRAVITY in ALBUQUERQUE. i didn’t even think they were being shipped to customers yet

#weirdcarbs

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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

this years first “harvest”

i can’t for the life of me remember what kind of squash i planted so i have no idea if i let these get too big or not

the last couple weeks i’ve only had time to water my garden before the sun rises, so this is my first good look at it in the daylight and apparently it’s been ~thriving~

southparkification of america

do depression naps count as a hobby?

people are so desperate for a sign of cultural resistance they're posting south park clips

occasionally at estate sales and yard sales i find myself asking “does this look like something that could be in @pandershirts.com apartment?” and if the answer is yes i almost always end up buying it.

so now i have this giant pantone poster i need to find a place for at my house

channeling my inner @ptklein.com with an isotope dog supreme at isotope park