We built Sunnyvale and San Jose specifically to keep the nerds out of San Francisco, once containment failed I knew we were cooked.
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We built Sunnyvale and San Jose specifically to keep the nerds out of San Francisco, once containment failed I knew we were cooked.
06.10.2025 02:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Reading "The Democrats" at the end like "The Aristocrats"
26.09.2025 19:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can't stop thinking about attitude-era Vince going "ohh, look at this carnage" as Kurt Angle holds up a wifi router to Stone Cold, who's making the face normally reserved for when someone has you in a sharpshooter
20.09.2025 01:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imagine how amazing it would be if the Usos tore one of those things off a ring post and got a pin when Bron started screaming and falling to the ground.
20.09.2025 01:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0After you purchase a jug size, you should be able to go back to the jug vendor and swap between every one you've unlocked for free
19.07.2025 23:25 β π 51 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0I might buy a photo of Virgil signed by Rory Blank
17.05.2025 02:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sometimes you look at a Rothko and know he was hungry when he did that one
13.05.2025 01:27 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0He's a courtier to power. His whole schtick is anticipating what they want to hear, his only value to someone who isn't a rich centrist is keeping track of what they're thinking.
31.03.2025 18:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've heard of sloppy seconds, but this is ridiculous!
02.12.2024 03:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So it's just Liquid Death, but for Adbusters nerds?
19.11.2024 21:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0>:(
18.09.2024 02:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Catgirl populations crashed in the wake of the trap-neuter-release programs of the early 2000s
04.09.2024 23:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He made his replacement body a lady (Cammy). When he needed a host for his soul, he picked a lady (Rose). Dictator is definitely trans.
08.08.2024 23:19 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We've been making art since before we were homo sapiens and we still haven't figured it out, maybe it's time to admit we're just not very good at it
23.07.2024 15:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A little dude with his ding dong straight up roasted
Achewood predicts it again
04.07.2024 17:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imagine IV Rocky movies on the edge of a cliff
15.06.2024 03:04 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Guess I need to get off my ass and finally order that Get Awesome shirt
30.05.2024 22:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Those old Eaton Centre commercials made the whole place look fictional
01.05.2024 21:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What's Fatal1ty up to these days
13.03.2024 06:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You'd have an easier time changing the nature of dark matter than getting him to think before speaking
13.03.2024 01:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Great, more Ai generated garbage
10.02.2024 18:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wait, was the restaurant Loving Hut?
14.12.2023 02:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Truly terrifying
13.12.2023 01:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Merritt rizzed up baby gonk
01.11.2023 02:19 β π 38 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0You probably already know about France Horn, but if not: https://amazingthew.itch.io/francehorn
20.08.2023 08:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0