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The Dole Kemp 96 Bluesky account is Presented for Educational Purposes

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We built Sunnyvale and San Jose specifically to keep the nerds out of San Francisco, once containment failed I knew we were cooked.

06.10.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reading "The Democrats" at the end like "The Aristocrats"

26.09.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't stop thinking about attitude-era Vince going "ohh, look at this carnage" as Kurt Angle holds up a wifi router to Stone Cold, who's making the face normally reserved for when someone has you in a sharpshooter

20.09.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine how amazing it would be if the Usos tore one of those things off a ring post and got a pin when Bron started screaming and falling to the ground.

20.09.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

After you purchase a jug size, you should be able to go back to the jug vendor and swap between every one you've unlocked for free

19.07.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I might buy a photo of Virgil signed by Rory Blank

17.05.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes you look at a Rothko and know he was hungry when he did that one

13.05.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's a courtier to power. His whole schtick is anticipating what they want to hear, his only value to someone who isn't a rich centrist is keeping track of what they're thinking.

31.03.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've heard of sloppy seconds, but this is ridiculous!

02.12.2024 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So it's just Liquid Death, but for Adbusters nerds?

19.11.2024 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

>:(

18.09.2024 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Catgirl populations crashed in the wake of the trap-neuter-release programs of the early 2000s

04.09.2024 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He made his replacement body a lady (Cammy). When he needed a host for his soul, he picked a lady (Rose). Dictator is definitely trans.

08.08.2024 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We've been making art since before we were homo sapiens and we still haven't figured it out, maybe it's time to admit we're just not very good at it

23.07.2024 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A little dude with his ding dong straight up roasted

A little dude with his ding dong straight up roasted

Achewood predicts it again

04.07.2024 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine IV Rocky movies on the edge of a cliff

15.06.2024 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Guess I need to get off my ass and finally order that Get Awesome shirt

30.05.2024 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those old Eaton Centre commercials made the whole place look fictional

01.05.2024 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's Fatal1ty up to these days

13.03.2024 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You'd have an easier time changing the nature of dark matter than getting him to think before speaking

13.03.2024 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great, more Ai generated garbage

10.02.2024 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, was the restaurant Loving Hut?

14.12.2023 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Truly terrifying

13.12.2023 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Merritt rizzed up baby gonk

01.11.2023 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You probably already know about France Horn, but if not: https://amazingthew.itch.io/francehorn

20.08.2023 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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