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aquarium security noticing my bump: How far along are you?
me: Excuse me?!
octopus under my shirt: *jabs gun in my side a little harder*
me: OW, I MEAN 5 MONTHS!
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The first year of parenting is being mad Spotify didn’t create a separate wrapped for your baby. The second year is accepting that bananaphone is the only song that exists
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"did you read the article"
the article:
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she/her. sorry about my face, an animal licked it
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The furies are in the mirror
Mazovian socioeconomics enjoyer
He/Him
Please be normal to me
he/him is fine
writer • narrative designer • lesbian • nyc
Can’t Win Candidates running for fair maps and democracy.
F*ck it. We’re running anyway.
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Senior Fellow Aviation & Travel @ American Economic Liberties Project. Journalist. Teacher. FAA-licensed aircraft dispatcher. Author: ATTENTION ALL PASSENGERS; HALF THE CHILD. Fighting for blue skies--literally. Stickler for using "literally" correctly.
the jones to watch for trash
I’m not in James Thurber’s attic any more! right now I’m home yay ! I’m the one who writes this column https://www.theatlantic.com/author/alexandra-petri/ and loves puns
U.S. Senator, Massachusetts. She/her/hers. Official Senate account.
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Dad Lander. Former Councilmember Lander. Former Comptroller Lander. Running for Congress because we need to fight, not fold. 🥊
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It’s no neopets, but…
Comedy, writing, podcasts
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