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I think Nixon was the most "tragic Shakespearean character" we've ever had as POTUS.

He was extremely smart and talented, and also immensely flawed. He had the actual capacity to be one of the truly great leaders of the last 100 years, but never outran his personal demons.

A version of the DC flag in which the two red bars make up the top and bottom bun of a footlong sub. The three stars hover above it like a baffoonish cartoon character who's just been beaned with a sandwich and is about to claim that the fully intact sandwich "exploded."

Sean Dunn should never have to buy his own lunch in this city again.

My favorite comment on the FT story

Books

Books

Books

More like YES Nut November - at least at Ghoulish Books! We now have a Spicy Ghouls section. Cum get your jackoff material today, perverts. 🍆💦🫡

Crosstitch guide image reads “this machine kills fascists” with clipart images of an onion, a sub and a bottle of mustard

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

Sandwich Guy thanks everyone for their support, “emotional, spiritual, artistic or financial.” Intones, “Let us not forget that the great seal of the United States says…‘ out of many, one.’…You all have a right to live a life that is free.”

I personally would like to try Bruce Springsteen's strawberry-flavored goop.

People thinking they’re inventing network television after 10 years of destroying network television, I am going to walk into the fucking ocean.

Bill Paxton from Aliens

game over man

"Describing rapid response networks and neighborhood moms as professional agitators shows just how it of touch these agents are, and how extreme their views are"

over time i have just become less and less willing to forget or forgive trump voters

I went a third of a century accepting, on the testimony of a cartoon, that coyotes chase roadrunners before I ever saw the real thing.

Lol “confusion about who is press is leading to first amendment violations”—what about the PROTESTORS who are getting their shit rocked on the regular? Is that not *also* a first amendment violation?

The constitution is supposed to protect ALL of us

Impeachment is the moderate position

Well this piece just won an IACP award!

LA County does the same thing and our voting turnout for presidentials is between 30 and 40%. For anything else it's waaaaay lower.

Drives me nuts cause in California we vote for EVERYTHING, so there's always issues to care about and candidates to get excited for but participation is still low!

Armed federal immigration agents drive away with a toddler in the backseat A video shared with the Times shows armed federal immigration agents driving away with a toddler in the backseat of a car after detaining her father during a raid at a Home Depot in Cypress Park Tuesd...

Dear Lord.

Armed ICE agents STOLE A BABY.

Both the baby and the dad were US Citizens.

www.latimes.com/0000019a-51e...

Considering they've been deliberating for an hour now, I have to assume there's some sort of 12 Angry Inches situation going on.

Tomorrow starts tonight, friend

it’s been a dark moment since November nine years ago

and some of the worst we feared has come to pass

But like I have said so many times before:

I love the fucking people of this country. do not for one second count us out

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

"Okay sure but that's in deep blue Virginia."

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

BREAKING: After ICE refuses to allow detained migrants to receive the Eucharist, Pope Leo calls on Trump and Vance to respect migrants‘ dignity and religious liberty.

“They must allow ministers to assist with their needs. They've been separated from their families and no one knows what happens.”

I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local authorities deny catholic prisoners the Eucharist, bishop arrives, Papal sanction may follow”

Weird guy who thinks he will never die because he got readings of his son’s boners

Weird guy who gets a push alert every time his son gets a boner

People act like all conservatives are the same when the movement has a ton of diverse intellectual traditions. For example:

Bryan Johnson who measures the size of his son’s erections for technofascist reasons

Mike Johnson measures how often his son gets an erection for christofascist reasons

Rich people whining that they'll leave NYC if Mamdani wins is like when I used to threaten my mom that I'd run away from home if she kept forcing me to make my bed every morning so she'd open the front door and tell me to go ahead and I'd stand there for a minute and go back upstairs to make my bed

Re-upping this on the news of Dick Cheney's death. A man whose life work will go down in the fossil record.

Please, PLEASE, I am begging you as both a parent and someone who is sick of all this THIS, go vote for your school boards. Even if you don't have kids, that's how these reactionary dipshits got their feet in, that's where the book bans and library cuts start.