He’s getting close to Kaufman territory. If I thought for a nanosecond he was intellectually close to Andy Kaufman by even a country mile, I would wonder how this would play out. This is more of a “what you see is what you get” thing, huh?

We’re rich!! Hitting the $21 trillion Powerball tonight, trust me this time

Medicare is socialism, and it has helped millions of people since its inception. There’s no need to deny what it is, embrace it and demand more. That’s where the base is heading, and the smart politician will go with them

Only morons respect you, and damn sure no one actually likes you

No, I can read and understand two letter words just fine, which means I understand that you clearly either didn’t listen or understand what she is saying, and you are relying on “if” as a cover for you commenting without understanding she isn’t a Republican. Thanks for helping with her point though

Did you bother to listen or read anything about her? If you come in with a comment like this, she isn’t the one that sounds dumb

The Atlas Six. Picked it up randomly in a great bookstore in Kingston, NY recently. It’s a more adult version of a magical academy story, so the characters are much more fleshed out, so to speak. It’s been a good diversion when I need to turn everything else in the world off

Vance is at BlackBerry Farm tonight with the Bushes at a private, exclusive fundraiser. May be nothing, but the timing is interesting

Being a friend to the US people and being a friend to Trump are mutually exclusive states of being

What I want to know is when the Mandela effect kicks in and some of us remember it as Epstain-gate?

Photo of email interaction between Epstein and his brother asking about a photo of Trump sucking someone’s dick and if Bannon can find out if Putin has it

So many options!

Cue the NYT headline, “With flannel, Docs, and ‘Who’s sucking Clinton’s c*ck?’ back in the news, it’s like ‘93 all over again” and the corresponding Megyn Kelly op-ed “Pederasty: Good Enough for Ancient Rich Guys!” hot on the heels of her triumphant “It’s EPHEBOPHILIA actually”

The Trump library is just 4chan. Here we have the Epstein boys casually talking about asking Bannon if Putin has the photos of “Trump blowing bubba.” Bubba in this case could mean Clinton, some other dude named bubba, or as I learned this very morning “bubba” is pedophile code for young boy.

Is this why Steve thinks he’s going to prison if they fumble the ongoing coup? I just thought he was worried about all the coup-y stuff he’s done

Yeah Buddy, that’s it. Real finger on the pulse kind of guy

Didn’t they redesign the thirteenth bunker at Bedminster in 2023? Sorry, got off on a tangent, what were you saying?

Depends. How hard was he sundowning by then? Honestly he may not have been in the room if he wasn’t controllable

Do they have any notes on republicans covering up evidence of sex trafficking of minors? Seems like they would want to pick a side

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Whiskey Pete and Neat Elite Company moving in at 0800, or whatever time they drag ass out of bed

Really wish Bluesky would have at least one other reaction button. Heart feels weird here, although I would damn near guarantee you’re right

Why is it always war imagery with these shitfucks when everyone knows the closest most of them have come to that sort of thing is fighting to grab a ring ding that fell under their gaming chair during a COD sesh?

with the cops, out of other names that came up, Trump’s never did. The only allegation he seems to make to Maxwell is that he is 75% sure Trump was at least sharing information

The email was from 2011, while Epstein and Maxwell were being actively investigated. Epstein isn’t unclear that Trump was in the house with one of the girls. And it doesn’t seem like he was convincing Gizz that Trump knew about the “girls”. The allegation he seems to make is that during conversation

It’s probably not helpful for Trump with his underworld connections for Epstein to seemingly implicate Trump as the rat in the investigation. I’m at least 75% sure Donnie will lose whatever constitutes his mind over that

Obviously everyone is focused on Trump having knowledge of and participation in trafficking and that Maxwell lied, and those are the headlines. But what will catch Trump’s attention when he’s not drooling on his big Mac is the implication that he was the rat. Mob guys hate rats, now Don is King Rat

RFK ran like he knew that blunt he sold dude was laced with rat poison

Coach: Well admittedly the score was 0-75, and that’s not what we wanted, but I really can’t blame it on any of my coaching strategy, recruiting, team building…

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Is that Jeremy Strong? I didn’t peg him to get stuck in the dumb, trust fund baby typecasting, but that’s show biz

He looks like a Halloween themed dildo at Spencer’s. Maybe Erica gets off on that sort of thing?