Jackson

"Exactly zero"

60 years ago, the idea of artificially grown meat that could feed the world and topple a horrific system of animal cruelty was the kind of utopian vision you'd only see in optimistic science fiction like Star Trek. now that it's here, people don't like it just cause it gives them an ick

luigi 🥺

being a grad student is similar to being unemployed in the sense that some weekdays you will wake up at 11am and make this kind of thing for breakfast

i made this several months ago but never put in the text. now i have no clue what it is meant to illustrate

what do you mean? over the past 20 years Silicon Valley has proudly given us

- cars that blow up automatically
- wifi enabled juicers
- the worst charging cables known to man
- 26 major data leaks per year

Disturbing trend

I had a dream last night that car seat headrest dropped a single called "Apocalypse? Now!" and it sucked ass

"the official ice of bourbon™️"

how does that work

no way

I advocate "bloops" (bluesky posts)

An M dwarf star with the text: "I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 10 trillion year commitment"

Think twice before gifting someone an M dwarf this holiday season

I wonder how many employees party city management has chastised for not tendering their two weeks before resigning.

Oh no, vitamins!

Awesome. That AI-generated banner is an eyesore, though...

"I don't need this umbrella, the rain's not even getting me wet!"

Diced shallot on a cutting board

Fuck yeah shallot

A loaf of challah bread with spikes and legs that resembles an alligator.

New Orleans out here innovating in bread shapes. Say hello to the challigator.

groundbreaking

this goes way too hard for what it actually is

raccoon

PANIS QUADRATUS?

there's a tautology in a tautology