twoHandfulsOfGroundhogDay

Just looked it up: like girl scout cookies, thin mints frosty availability varies by state.
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Joke's on them, I'm going actually the state line this weekend for an errand

It IS! Got one last year, thank you for the reminder of this seasonal delight

We would like to see the teddy!

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I would love to pay the taxes that gets sidewalks built in Mississippi!

Bicycle parts will get dirty, so depending on how greasy dirty you want your hands to get, a pair of disposable gloves. I'll use them from time to time at home but never used or wanted them for a roadside fix - but I always wore pants I wouldn't mind getting a grease stain on

Perfect!

I mean, *hydraulic* disc brakes

You do want disc brakes

Now I want a "Come and Take It" flag with a notebook and my favorite pencil

Hwat?

You are a good mom

Need to set him up with a GerryTannon.nbc.com burner account so he can see all the respectful comments salt and pepper are getting

Joke's on him, then

He's 62?! He must be getting his brows done, too

Tiny little gold medals for each missing tooth

MY MAN!

Hmm, think in saw a version edited for time ☹️

Yes, just watched it. Not sure who exactly it was

We'll call ahead and have them throw a pizza in the oven for you

Lucille Bluth?!?!

They're good! Do NOT put them in THE DRYER

The only brouhaha should have been whether their statue was made of gold or marble

NOPE!

Roger Goodell to John Schneider: "You sure about this?"

Schneider: "I'm sure I'm sure. The only thing better than one Byron Murphy is two Byron Murphys. Besides, doesn't say anywhere in that 241 page book that we can't play a sea lion at d tackle."

Definitely doing mandatory training that must be done by close of business today

Hearing that the fruit sundae might be better than the mint sundae. Do you have time to look into this?

Ohio State has one!

The Silence of the Muppets

Same, even in the Landmass between Louisiana and Alabama