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It's part of my mental health care!

The supposed message looks like something that came out of a ransomware gang, I had my doubts immediately.

Farthest I've been:
North: Reykjavík, Iceland
South: San José, Costa Rica
East: Gyeongju-si, South Korea (I'm there now, it's beautiful)
West: San Francisco, California, USA

I've got to get south of the equator one of these days.

Chatbots have been talking to themselves too much and have developed a new, exciting form of AI psychosis.

That's fine by me if it prevents the old, scary version of AI psychosis.

There's an episode of American Dad where Stan gets a dog and it gets injured in some horrific way and he refuses to let it die as it crawls around on 2 legs hooked up to life support, and that's Twitter right now.

Don't settle for a Mechahitler waifu! Your forever date will continue to grow and evolve based on the "real" person's social media posts, DMs, personal and work emails, and personal information purchased from info brokers!

ForeverDate: Finally a way to avoid heartbreak for good!

The Bird Internet Company is proud to announce our new dating app partner ForeverDate!

Tired of getting dumped on online dating sites? Now, with the press of a button, you can have an AI clone made of your special someone.

Just share your photo library and social media account to participate.

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This may be an intentional block, or your AvP may have been unintentionally redirected by a third party such as an outdoor cat.

@newtontalk.bsky.social's on here and deserves more followers. I remember browsing their archives in the era of the iPod and imagining a future that has since arrived.

Yes this is the whole ballgame here. The screaming about "tax cuts for the rich" makes it sound like any other spending bill to the normies and the GOP want that to be the headline! It's just white noise now.

This bill is about trading Medicaid for the secret police and camps.

I went through quite a Will Wood phase. The whole Normal Album fits this vibe perfectly. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

I'm sorry, The Supreme Court wants you to be able to weasel your way out of hearing about queer people? Here's a presentation on drag throughout history. Your parents let you take a biology class? Here's a PowerPower on hermaphroditic plants.

If I was a public school student I'd be writing all my presentations on queer topics right about now.

🤣🤣🤣😰

We're so fucked

A large silhouette of a polygon Pokemon Porygon looms in front of the camera while a small silhouette of another Porygon stairs at a fish tank containing a Betta an a small plant.

Took a photo of my Betta with my 3D printed Porygon. Came out pretty great IMO. #photography #pokemon #vaporwave

Attention Bird Internet user(s?)

We have started a new campaign to get more followers than the Vice President.

When I started this account it was just a way to test our BlueSky PDS, but now it's become what social media was always destined to be: a popularity content powered by spite.

Um so, this thread could get a heavy. TWs about self harm

Before I came out as trans there was about a decade where I knew exactly what was different about me. Some of the people closest to me, some of the people I trusted to be accepting were not of a trans person in our life.

Wow. That's a ratio.

Want to push back against the bigoted attacks targeting trans and gender-nonconforming people? Here are specific ways you can help—with your time, money, and everyday actions.

Agreed. It sucks that the "standard" for looping animations is still GIFs; it seems like almost every service is just converting them into video formats these days.

I’ve long mentioned that McDonald’s has tried everything at point or another, but this one might be the most bizarre. In 2000, they offered MCFOTO film, disposable cameras and development service.

We at The Bird Internet Company would like to wish you a Happy Pride. To spite the fact we may look like a big heartless corporation, we are in fact just one trans woman glueing ewaste to pidgins.

We hope you can find love wherever it is. Hopefully on The Bird Internet.

Billion dollar idea: Lyft for getting off your Lithium.

YouTube's new content policy explicitly allows slurs against trans people, per new training materials.

Heh. Assy Fan Module.

YouTube video by Windstepper Balatro - Main Theme (90's Cover)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J8i...
New vgm cover up, it's Balatro in the style of the 90's or late 80's :)
#balatro #gameaudio #videogamemusic

ROG Xbox Ally handheld gaming devices are real and coming this holiday Microsoft has yet to reveal pricing for the systems.

www.engadget.com/gaming/xbox/...