Jackson Pearce

Ok so, this is WILD, but did you know you can actually get printed stories like this?! They’re called books? And they require no screen time, theft of author’s work, AND your kid can read them over and over!

I just remembered Tim Walz’s son crying and yelling “that’s my dad” and now I’m all sad about what could have been.

We’ve dosed him with Benadryl, exited rooms slowly, popped back without giving him direct attention just so he knows we come back. He’ll be okay and sleep for a bit, then wake, realize we’re gone, and meltdown. Any other suggestions?

Our new foster dog is a Boston Terrier with tremendous separation anxiety (normally we don’t take these cases, but here we are). We don’t really have a great space/way to crate him in our bedroom, but if he can’t see us he loses his mind. 1/2

LaGuardia (at least terminals B & C) is a beautiful airport now and my soul can’t accept this.

Before putting removable cups in tops, I wish clothing manufacturers would take a step back and ask themselves, “What if we just threw these away on our own, instead?”

That’s one hell of an exit line.

Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him

Tumblr post: "I need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it's a goddamned miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake" "I mean they did also kill jesus. That was a pretty significant thing that happened. I understand where you're coming from but they very much did kill jesus"

Happy Best Tumblr Post of All Time Day, to all who celebrate

LISTEN, girl tribe, how are we still allowing our friends to have sex with Elon Musk!? Stop this! Stop them! Take their phone! Leave the bar! Link your arm in hers and pull her away! This is what we trained for in undergrad!

I'm starting to think maybe Elon is too big a loser to go on the @thedailyshow.com, guys.

Make it make sense

I’m watching this Netflix thing on kid influencers and holy shit, this is the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

Watching the new season of Handmaid’s Tale and wow, they are just PEDAL TO THE METAL on the plot. Things that would have taken a whole season take ten minutes. Honestly? Here for it.

I cannot tell you the difficulty I had all day, waiting for my husband to finish work so we could watch Not Just A Goof together, and I think this epitomizes both my marriage and millennial culture.

Cory Booker ending his record-breaking speech on the Senate floor:

“Let's get in good trouble."

What a fantastic way to cap off his epic 25 hour and 5 minute speech.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Okay but what's the point in having a sister who's a nurse if she doesn't have these answers.

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Poe the Plagiarism Bear is the absolute worst. www.amazon.com/Poe-the-AI-S...

Lady, my work does not belong to the world. I hope they like it and all, but it’s mine.
The absolute idiocy of this take, I cannot.

Listen, street racers. I get that you’re not trying to impress me. Fine. Whatevs. But could you maybe not gleefully keep the entire neighborhood up at night for your own jollies?
And also, your paint job is stupid.

One of the main issues with Smash was the suspension of disbelief required to accept the idea that anyone would cast Katharine McPhee over Megan Hilty in the role of Marilyn Monroe. In this essay, I will

I have to admit that I thought the two of them would devour one another before now? Like, can’t the leopards eat each others faces while they’re out eating faces? Can we get one win, please?

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Hey, when you complain ceaselessly about being an adult, it doesn’t really inspire the kids in your life to…you know. Get there.

So everyone has unfollowed Kim now, right? Check on your friends. Make sure they’ve unfollowed Kim.

Wow, I picked a real time to fall into book research on early Nazi Germany.

Even more Jameser! Twice the Patterson!

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"Mmm, tasty faces." -The Leopards

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This warmed my heart, though! FWIW, I'm finally working on something now. :)