Kelli McCool

Nation’s Dogs Vow To Keep Their Shit Together During 4th Of July Fireworks

Nation’s Dogs Vow To Keep Their Shit Together During 4th Of July Fireworks
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This is Lola. She is one of the most skilled soccer dribblers we've ever seen, so it makes sense that she's already capturing footage for her documentary. 14/10

also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes

Note: Now that the Pride flag is an official city government flag, many schools and cities across the US with Pride flag bans can now fly it.

Many Pride flag bans have an exception for “city” or “government” flags.

And those exceptions do not specify that they are your local government flag.

Demonstrating yet again that the members of this administration are bigoted, offensive and petty to their core.

White graphic with black text reading Freedom to Be: DC - Pride is Still Protest and an ACLU logo

Kick off World Pride with us in joy and resistance in DC on May 17 as we reveal our Freedom to Be quilt made by trans people across the nation.

RSVP now for a day of live music, free Ben & Jerry's ice cream, and ACLU merch while supplies last at aclu.org/free-to-be 🏳️‍⚧️

May is Deck Safety Month

TIN ROOF!

RUSTED.

A reminder for this Transgender Day of Visibility:

Trans people have always existed, and we always will. 

No president, politician, or court can change that.

“Get a labrador,” they said.

“They are graceful manifestations of elegance personified, showing mere humans what it is to inhabit a harmonious unity of mind, body and soul,” they said.

a brown chihuahua with white snout and eyebrows lays on his back with his paws in the air. he’s surrounded by little white flowers and lush greens, and he’s basking in some sunshine. the photographer’s shadow fills the bottom edge of the frame

This is Mister Winston. He is here to remind you that spring is just around the corner, and brighter days are ahead. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

a scruffy white pup with light brown patches on his ears, back, and tail walks toward the camera with a soft smile on his face. one of his front paws is lifted slightly and his tail is upright in a slightly blurry wag.

This is Valentino. He is a senior pup who was spotted by a photographer while on a walk in the streets of Italy, and we can see exactly why a photoshoot was necessary. 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

HOW YOU CAN HELP:
✅ Spend your money at small businesses, especially those owned by underrepresented entrepreneurs
✅ Share this message with your networks—word of mouth is powerful
✅ Stand together in financial solidarity to create real economic change

Tomorrow, February 28, let’s disrupt the status quo by spending ONLY at businesses that uplift our communities.

That means:
🚫 No gas from corporate giants
🚫 No fast food chains
🚫 No big-box retailers (Target, Walmart, Amazon, etc.)

every time I see an American try to explain how Canada "takes advantage of" the USA, I am viscerally reminded why that entire country collectively cannot be trusted with Kinder Surprise Eggs for their own safety

Paper cup of Scooter’s coffee with a little yellow smiley face holding a little coffee cup.

Happy Galentine’s Day! Scooters coffee and peanut butter breakfast bites (not pictured)!

Anything they want, hide it or mislabel it. Anything they plug in, unplug it. Remove light bulbs. Move cubicles around so they hide some of the doors and when they leave the room move them again so they hide different doors. Play really loud music. Think like a cat and sabo tabby yourself a mess

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

"Ned? Ned Ryerson?"

I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.

Dear Trans Kids, You Don't Need the Government's Permission to Exist Activist and journalist Raquel Willis offers crucial advice to trans and non-binary youth.

"In every era of U.S. history, queer folks carved out their spaces despite criminalization, discrimination, and violence. We must have faith that we can do it again now." The inimitable @raquelwillis.com's words to trans youth in @teenvogue.bsky.social

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Cows Go Extinct

Cows Go Extinct
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Me and my dog outside just now 🤣

A sign for “Jesse’s Grill.”

♫ and she’s watching him with those fries

WE OFFERED THE WORLD ORDER!

Season 4 / Episode 21

"I give you our 39th president...
Jimmy Carter."

Building Shitty Gingerbread House Just Making Depression Worse -The Onion

Building Shitty Gingerbread House Just Making Depression Worse
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Don’t make me tap the sign. Strikes are supposed to be disruptive

If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:

I do not have any coping mechanisms for the next four years. I am all tapped out.