Karl Schott

FIFA is a totally craven, corrupt institution so they understand this language really well. It’s like their love language.

did he get confused and think he was headed to MOMs ball?

is she describing the final scene of the Devil Wears Prada?

Reads like long form of stuff i wrote when i was stoned and journaling in high school.

Baseball Stars - Wikipedia

Was either of them snk’s baseball stars? That game could easily fool someone into believing they like baseball (baseball is great anyway btw). en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basebal...

This is from my mom's old recipe notebook. We work from this every year when we make these

World Market sells a big tin of really thin ginger snaps that are perfect. Nabisco are terrible!

That looks like an old chess pie my mom would make with pecans added. Looks delicious!

Y’all were sneaking Sapporo in to Georgetown games?? This how the other half lives or what?

I understand the partisan gap on aliens being skewed towards a more skeptical Republican as there's a religious influence there, but why are they MORE credulous about bigfoot than Dems are? Is that evidence of them being dupes in both directions?

That waterboy is the Adam Sandler film in this list is itself an indictment!

What I’m saying is don’t discount those mice in that situation.

Janitor brought my high school bio teacher a mouse they found in the trash to feed the teacher’s healthy science snake. The mouse basically hissed and gnashed his teeth at the snake once, and the snake didn’t move again until mouse was removed like two days later. It was awesome.

Or whoever posted that for him because that doesn’t read like him.

I think he is trying to be sly and insinuating there was a gambling play here that was behind the bad weird decision.

Not Copperfield?

Under Louisiana state law RS 14:313, it is ILLEGAL for ICE to wear masks/face coverings for the purpose of concealing their identity. There are a few exceptions to the law, but law enforcement is not one of them.

Gonna be 30 questions about his plans for sharia law and hanging landlords. Mamdani shines the more unhinged the people questioning him are.

right, we designed our wold to conform to our needs on how to reach and grab and amble about. Put wheels or something else on things and suddenly everything around you has to be redesigned to accommodate it. Seems like someone who could afford a robot could afford to redesign their environment tho.

Is there anyone else in the stadium other than the half naked dudes?

Its so funny that AI sexbot, AI Jesus chatbot, AI racist wikipediabot, AI dead grandmabot etc. all live inside the same financial bubble like oddball roommates

Carton of six beers reading “urban south Mardi Gras pils” situated in a beer cooler between two other six packs of beer.

Excited to announce that Carnival has arrived.

Houston area was an essential ingredient to the creation of zydeco The genre is most closely associated with Louisiana, but one musicologist points out its entire "corridor" runs from the Bayou City up to Lafayette.

A new look at zydeco argues that Houston’s clubs and communities helped define the genre as much as Louisiana did.

Houston’s role in zydeco history is deeper — and louder — than most people realize.

pretty sure if you're married to larry summers you don't need epstein for access to luminaries like bill clinton either

cant wait for my ai doppelganger grandma to tell me to treat myself with a fanduel parlay

Did Vance just say Americans have a right to housing?

i'm sorry sir but baby got back came out in 1992

I was on a 22 day streak today and couldn't get this one done. I did get purple, though!

he must have learned to read by three cueing.

i am twelve