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A blue heart in a red state, but trying to register more of us! Usually hiking in the woods.

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The most French policeman you can imagine. He is sneering very Frenchly. He has a French hat on. Absurd.

The most French policeman you can imagine. He is sneering very Frenchly. He has a French hat on. Absurd.

There has never been a more French police officer in the history of either France or the police

20.10.2025 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 394    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Sehr gut!!

20.10.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, if anyone knows about "very small" and "whacked out," it's this man.

20.10.2025 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm in, y'all. Just give me a date. Or set of dates.

#generalstrike

20.10.2025 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perfectly said

05.10.2025 04:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah right, because calling them "weird" was too much ๐Ÿ™„ fuck these sociopaths

05.10.2025 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're just trying to watch baseball bro jfc

Dude is so pitiful

05.10.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Back when America was doing Good Guy instead of right now when we're... Whatever this is.

04.10.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Explosion of Transgender" sounds like a very metal music festival.

But also... No, we're not seeing that, you fear-mongering, genital-obsessed weirdo. For example: only a dozen NCAA athletes openly identifying as trans out of 550,000

04.10.2025 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Kawaii Guillotine Sticker โ€“ OffColorDecals

snagged the image from offcolordecals.com/product/guil...

Gotta give credit

04.10.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A drawing of a guillotine with a happy face on the blade and a speech bubble reading "time for a class war!"

A drawing of a guillotine with a happy face on the blade and a speech bubble reading "time for a class war!"

04.10.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DHS has never gotten much respect in law enforcement and intelligence communities (in the latter it was basically second to last in the pecking order). Now itโ€™s suddenly flush with cash and high priority and I think itโ€™s very much botching the opportunity at every turn.

04.10.2025 04:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1300    ๐Ÿ” 224    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

So full of shit his eyes are brown

04.10.2025 04:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Treasury Plans to Mint $1 Commemorative Trump Coin

Under 31 U.S. Code ยง 5112, in the subsection governing design of coins, there is a clause: โ€œ...no portrait of a living person may be included in the design of any coin issued under this subsection.โ€

04.10.2025 04:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 292    ๐Ÿ” 104    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Keep our lawmakers accountable. Give them a call and ask them to do their jobs. Find them here www.ohiohouse.gov and here www.ohiosenate.gov/members/dist...

02.10.2025 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump administration uses taxpayer dollars to blame Democrats for government shutdown Federal employees across the government reported seeing similar messages. Experts say the messages may violate ethics laws meant to keep partisan politics out of day-to-day governing.

This administration can eat every dick

www.npr.org/2025/09/30/n...

01.10.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woooo!

28.09.2025 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WOOOOOOOOOO

28.09.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woooo!

28.09.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fabulous photos!

19.09.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is so phenomenal, I about had a heart attack when I scrolled to this video and saw a needle going into that doggie's eye. It wasn't until I told my husband "It's needlefelt!" that he finally exhaled and relaxed ๐Ÿ˜…

19.09.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love it so much ๐Ÿ˜

19.09.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember this shit next time some russian trolls tells you "dEmOcRaTs dOn'T eVeN cArE wHy dOn'T tHeY dO mOrE"

19.09.2025 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

because they're SO FUCKING WEIRD

No one thinks about strangers' genitals and children's genitals as often as the GOP. So goddamned creepy.

19.09.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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STEWART: โ€œComedy doesnโ€™t change the world, but itโ€™s a bellwetherโ€” weโ€™re the banana peel in the coal mineโ€ฆ authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thoughtโ€ฆ progress.โ€

Nailed it.

19.09.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32015    ๐Ÿ” 10577    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 509    ๐Ÿ“Œ 438

Fantastic!!

17.09.2025 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So @wsj.com has not been so truthful or kind to civil servants or HHS lately.

We found this oldie, clearly with amazing graphics. Save the graphics while you can. graphics.wsj.com/infectious-d...

Data from www.tycho.pitt.edu.

14.09.2025 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 87    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

AI art? So it's not watercolor.

14.09.2025 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dug around so hard yesterday to find somewhere, anywhere he ordered flags half mast. Instead, he just made fun of the governor of Minnesota.

What the actual fuck.

12.09.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Precisely: our opponents are nightmare people, absolute horrors in every way, who you would not trust with a small loan or your teenage daughter. And yet we cannot really attack them on these abhorrent qualities because itโ€™s become a political truism that โ€œdeplorablesโ€ lost Clinton the election.

09.09.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 179    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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