Chris Conradie

"Please join the meeting."

BMW: Take 4 FF and call me in the morning.

Me: What's FF? Wait, are you even a doctor?

BMW: *Drives away*

Read a comment earlier: "Sleep Chokin' (back the tears)"

So much to say about this song and this band. So impactful in so many different ways.

Putting the "erection" into "resurrection"

Listen man, why you gotta go and assume I'm not an Olympic athlete and in peek physical condition? Strike two, Chris! 😤

😂

Listen man, why you gotta throw shade at Toyota Corollas? How very dare you! 😤

Signed,
A Toyota Corolla Cross (both the make and the way I feel) driver 😂

"I can't think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist." PEDRO PASCAL

Can... Can you pet them?

(The dog and the cat. Not the human or the lab. That would be weird.)

At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.

This will DEFINITELY bring down the price of eggs.

Playstation this, Xbox that. Why don't you Switch tuah Nintendo.

Really cool photos, man! I love the first one with the vertical branch. The colours and the detail are awesome.

This is so important and is something I personally struggle with: The "guilt" for not doing anything seemingly constructive. But the constructive part is the self care and clearing your mind.

Just thought of another musician:

The Notorious C. H. I. M. P. A. N. Z. E. E.

I humbly submit:

1. Kendrick Llama (camelid and also topical)
2. Tina Terner (bird)
3. Snoop Dog (this is too easy)

Obligatory "Twitter's been compromised for a while already."

Jokes aside, hope you get sorted soon!

"Why do they keep falling off, you ask?

Nobody nose."

I'm so sorry.

Study Finds That AI Search Engines Are Wrong an Astounding Proportion of the Time New research found that AI models gave the wrong answer in search results more than 60 percent of the time.

"The village idiot award, meanwhile, goes to Elon Musk's chatbot Grok 3, which was wrong a staggering 94 percent of the time."

lol

futurism.com/study-ai-sea...

People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people. Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is a penis... and penises are bulletproof.

🎶 And a paaaartriiiidge in a pear treeeee! 🎶

Before judging someone, first walk a mile in their penis.

The beautiful irony of the sun getting a view of the full moon.

I think you meant you're feeling the [Pacific] Drive ☺️

Also on my list. Heard so many great things about it!

For those who need to hear it ♥️

The missing 1% is killing me.

DOGATE - Department Of Government Ass Tax Efficiency.

The Balatro Timeline — LocalThunk It’s been approximately 3 years since I began work on Balatro - and in that time I have personally documented almost nothing about the journey. This is something that has bothered me since the game la...

I've had parts of this written down for a while - but I thought it was about time to document the detailed version of what happened during Balatro development

localthunk.com/blog/balatro...

Actually no. Dutch origin. I knew that but thought it may have gone further back.

Yeah, very likely 😅

This is especially amusing for South Africans because the word "kak" literally means "shit".