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@cynicalwarlock.bsky.social

33, She/They, A dark wizard who is sick of the world’s bullshit, Would rather be living in a cottage with my wife and our two cats.

46 Followers  |  224 Following  |  20 Posts  |  Joined: 18.11.2024  |  2.3437

Latest posts by cynicalwarlock.bsky.social on Bluesky

Welcome back, objectively coolest person

22.09.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More people should realise almost every tall trans girl is the softest baby on earth.

21.09.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 6

Decided I need to take a long, long break from the other website and really focus in on this account and instead of focusing on politics, trying to become part of a larger community. I also want to go back to being a goofy account that likes to make weird esoteric jokes and talk about games.

21.09.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hate it when that happens

19.09.2025 08:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trans rights are human rights.

17.09.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 28952    πŸ” 5696    πŸ’¬ 391    πŸ“Œ 202
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Time to start posting more on here I think! #transfem #lgbtq

16.09.2025 08:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DOCTOR!! we need 150 CCs of queer joy & enthusiastic defiance ASAP! inject it straight into the soul of our bluesky feed!!

follow this starter pack for a lovingly curated variety of both large & small accounts. i highly recommended everyone in the pack!

14.09.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 380    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 8

Is he gone?

07.04.2025 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My #MonsterHunterWilds hunter Sister Janus and her armor, both based on the Adepta Sororitas from #Warhammer40k!

06.04.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Anyone playing Marvel Rivals? If so who, is your main?

08.01.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Passage from Carl Sagan’s A demon-haunted world book.

Passage from Carl Sagan’s A demon-haunted world book.

Some folks are pretty good seeing things coming.

18.12.2024 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 34641    πŸ” 9856    πŸ’¬ 1121    πŸ“Œ 931
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Let it be known that I’m pretty sure the only reason MA is number 1 and not @midnightburger.bsky.social is because I binged the ENTIRE series as a first time listener this year. Midnight Burger is a great show that really helped me get through my work shifts πŸ”πŸ₯€πŸŸ

11.12.2024 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we are all stardust, arranged in an impossibly complex dance of life and death, birth and unbirth, a microscopic mirror of the cosmos. All of us are part of something impossibly beautiful, and unfathomably vast

09.12.2024 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me and my lovely gf. My favorite of all year

09.12.2024 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No shit murder is bad. The jokes about the United CEO aren’t really about him; they’re about the rapacious healthcare system he personified and which Americans feel deep pain and humiliation about

04.12.2024 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 19961    πŸ” 2515    πŸ’¬ 636    πŸ“Œ 176

Verify even the most trustworthy sources.

01.12.2024 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 246    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

Aww sweet, man made horrors beyond my comprehension

02.12.2024 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly my handle should have been Warlock Bernie Sanders. Kind of a missed calling.

02.12.2024 10:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure if you definitely want to make sure that shit is laced with something made in an elf’s bathtub (and I do)

02.12.2024 07:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You know not what you ask. Last time I did Warlock Dust I woke up as the Hat Man on another dudes 37th Benadryl tablet binge.

02.12.2024 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Personally I’d prefer Warlock Bernie Sanders with Vice President Ranger Walz.

02.12.2024 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

As a representative for Warlock Biden, I am here to say that he has done nothing wrong ever in his entire life and the allegations about him summoning malevolent spirits to do coke with are unfounded and furthermore silly.

02.12.2024 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly that checks out

01.12.2024 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

* after 35 min *

30.11.2024 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*sigh*

Anyway, just create. Write shit, draw shit, build whatever you want, that's the important part.

There's no be-all end-all formula for the Perfect Work.

Just be YOU. No one can ever create what YOU create b/c it's you making it, and you are the only you.

28.11.2024 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 10390    πŸ” 1973    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 49
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This needs to be said, loud, and often.

25.11.2024 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 92842    πŸ” 25869    πŸ’¬ 2216    πŸ“Œ 1436

Cool so now it’s our fault Trump won πŸ™ƒ

26.11.2024 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Metaphor is giving me Final Fantasy IX vibes in the best of ways. Hell even Hulkenburg reminds me of Freya

24.11.2024 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Honestly the cutest I’ve felt in a long time

23.11.2024 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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