the largest son imaginable

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

blowholes before buttholes

hand drawn recruiter meme NOw HDRING WEEK 10/35 DAYS SINCE A CANDIDATE HAS BEEN CALLED BACK NE We should have an answer for you by the end of next week! PEOPLE HIRED TIME WASTED DEGREE IN MAKING OTHER PEOPLE WASTE THEIR TIME OFF MAKES SIX FIGURES WASTING APPLICANTS' TIME AWARD Hello! 1 am RESUME TRASHER HR #1 | LOVE APPLICANTS, BUT I WOULD IGNORER NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER HIRE ONE GHOSTED AN APPLICANT I HAD MISS WORK FOR THREE INTERVIEWS AWARD

time to post the most realistic meme ever made, which permanently reflects my life as someone looking for a better job

these guys have been on vacation for 2 months. they ain't fixing shit before people start losing coverage

"It's a problem I'm Canadian. I am a patriot" is a guys podcast Chris James bit come to life

No a single dem on the inside has looked in the mirror and said "We blew 2016 because Hilly couldn't go in on Trump's sex crimes. We won't make the same mistake again."

"You guys rejected the Trump administration demands. Go further and cut one of his late bff's buds loose"

driving in seattle sucks so bad and her making it work without one and with a 2 year old is points in her favor

The president being pals with a notorious diddle and one himself has made all thr worst guys you've heard of stand up and shout "I AM PEDOPHILICUS"

cool windshield sticker br0

The government will airlift you into an area that believes in providing medical care if the dice roll came up all with chemicals (birth control) are illegal, hallucinogens are otc. You watch sunday football on dmt

the thing that brought me out was the "is she too hot for Greg?" plot when she was fucking adam "the gay bug"
friedland irl

beautiful little straw-man. but seriously, don't do it again

i thought you were goofing but you aren't! damn, makes you wonder if they talk about all the people they know in common

the clintonworld ticks really embedded themselves deep in the dem party and ngos. there's always a nexus to slick willie and big jeff e

The Patron Saints of Wraparound Oakleys and Indictable Hard Drives are having one helluva time right now

The Pact

yeah he provided a lot of bombs that flattened anything above 0 elevation in Gaza

rumwik on tumblr posted an image of Bluey running away from a helicopter in an arctic landscape: "John Carpenter's The Thing (1982)"

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

"man loses wife to cancer, embarks on campaign of vengeance" would be a good pivot for a comedy actor into action

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

if youre thinking about transitioning youre a child until youre 26. if youre being traded by people with one hand on the levers of power and the other up your skirt, adulthood starts at 12

the written orders from M reveal she's barely literate

it violated a few straight up laws and (along with Slick Willy's problems with consent) undercut her ability to contrast against trump.

"Yes, neither of us believe in laws for the powerful but check it out: I was also intentionally dumb as shit in a way that was guaranteed to come out."

being constantly informed of our atrocities and civil and human rights violations with nothing happening erodes belief in a functional society.

if they keep getting away with it, they get to sneer about it instead of being afraid of doing it

the "just raising awareness, man. knowledge is power" resistance.

MY CARD. MR. GEO. PUSHEM, EFFICIENCY EXPERT. AND STAY OUT! I HAVE NO USE FOR THE SHARP BOYS THAT GO AROUND SHOWING EMPLOYERS HOW THEY CAN KILL OFF THEIR HELP QUICKER BY SHIFTING TUO MEN'S WORK ONTO ONE!!!

The Evansville Press, April 10,1916

it's such a hard thing to understand because we're used to "speaks in complete sentences with proper grammar" means smart when the llms aren't doing any thought