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Turd Ferguson

@notjaleneff.bsky.social

Writer for Hire, practicing psychologist, a total bore.

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it's the Blitz all over again, and the Nazis are always surprised when being terrorized doesn't make people give up

26.01.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1700    πŸ” 218    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 3
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This moment in history provides us with incontrovertible evidence that all the conservatives who claim to be extremely devoted to freedom of speech and the right to bear arms, and opposed to the encroachment of tyranny, are completely and totally full of shit.

It's all white supremacy and greed.

25.01.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6707    πŸ” 2167    πŸ’¬ 198    πŸ“Œ 200

Been playing this album on repeat since I saw the video. This is not going to end unless we actually fight. Not voting, not donating. Fighting.

25.01.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

god i wish Joe Strummer was still alive and healthy

18.01.2026 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 858    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 4

Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now.

If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.

15.01.2026 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 17868    πŸ” 8391    πŸ’¬ 302    πŸ“Œ 491

My position is that after 2008, anyone who tries to sell or trade mortgage-backed securities should be buried in concrete.

11.01.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 347    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't describe how bad Minneapolis feels right now. My neighbors are pulling kids out of school. The public schools are offering remote learning until 2/12. We are having conversations in our alleys about how to protect ourselves. It feels like a military occupation with a blockade.

10.01.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 9214    πŸ” 3265    πŸ’¬ 290    πŸ“Œ 159

nothing annoys me more than people who want to feel like they have special information going "do you know this CAN work..."

shut up, use water, use water, use water. got something else you want to urge people to use bc you saw a street medic use it once? shut up. use water.

11.01.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1591    πŸ” 304    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 4

it's like watching the riot cops in Ghorman being sent as bait

10.01.2026 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is our elected officials learning? No, no they is not.

10.01.2026 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

27.12.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 47071    πŸ” 14497    πŸ’¬ 957    πŸ“Œ 3143
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Supreme Connections: Search Supreme Court Disclosures β€” ProPublica Search Supreme Court financial disclosures for organizations and people that have paid justices, reimbursed them for travel, given them gifts and more.

Did you know? Every year, the Supreme Court’s nine justices fill out a form that discloses their financial connections to companies and people.

Our database allows you to search for organizations and people that have paid them, reimbursed them for travel and given them gifts.

26.12.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2222    πŸ” 1148    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 47

now for my favorite Portland Christmas tradition: giving fentanyl to small children in exchange for their Christmas candy

26.12.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1735    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 5

get ready to learn about some of the coolest motherfuckers who ever lived: Olaudah Equiano, Granville Sharp and Thomas Clarkson

20.12.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 841    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 3

You’re in a class war. The wealth and oligarchical classes are hellbent on cementing total control over the government, economy, and culture. It’s a process that’s been going on for forever and is now speeding up.

Politicians won’t save us. The media won’t save us. It’s up to us to save ourselves.

04.01.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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Happy New Year. 11/11

01.01.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1893    πŸ” 326    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 30
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I bought Interstellar Space in a Borders Books when I was 23 and I was…not prepared.

30.12.2024 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what exactly has to happen before you people will stop using spotify?

29.12.2024 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 186    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 9

Once upon a time US tax brackets topped out at 77% for $1 million or more in annual income. Now it’s 37%?
Imagine thatβ€”the simple justice of recognizing that great wealth distorts a democracy & that we all rise when our nation can fully educate & meet the basic needs of every American, young & old.

28.12.2024 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All I want for Christmas is you to stop using the speaker phone feature in public forever.

23.12.2024 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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His parting coda at the end: β€œHorror stories are best appreciated by those who are compassionate and empathetic…a paradox, but a true one.” This struck me because it’s how I regard the writer, whom, after all these years and pages, I can’t help but feel like I know.

06.06.2024 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And the ending story, which is tragic and poignant in a way I’m not sure he’s ever written, capped the book like a closing prayer.

06.06.2024 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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me; an escape hatch at the end of hard days. And it all coalesced to this new collection, which is fantastic. You Like It Darker has some of the best stories since Nightmares & Dreamscapes (1993)…

06.06.2024 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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So, I read them all. 5 collections, 113 stories, and more than two thousand pages. All in time for King’s latest collection, You Like It Darker, released earlier this month.

06.06.2024 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

By the time I got to β€œI Am the Doorway” I was hooked, and when I finished it β€” despite drowning in work from my final year of grad school, all at what feels like a very late age β€” I was thirsty for more.

06.06.2024 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Earlier this year, perhaps subconsciously thinking of all the time I spent inspecting my dad’s scary books during my formative years, I picked up Night Shift (1978), King’s 1st collection. I’d read plenty of his novels (and some novellas) but never his short stories.

06.06.2024 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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13.02.2024 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1898    πŸ” 534    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 14
(Florida) Daily Sun headlines side-by-side on the front page: β€œproposal would lower gun-buying age” and β€œ17–year-old opens fire on Iowa School”

(Florida) Daily Sun headlines side-by-side on the front page: β€œproposal would lower gun-buying age” and β€œ17–year-old opens fire on Iowa School”

america fuck yeah

06.02.2024 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 761    πŸ” 206    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 14

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