tara gyoza 🥟

This was Wes Anderson *as hell.*

All chocolate is Dubai chocolate to me cause I do buy it

it’s such a great show, and i am also grateful that new episodes of the traitors drop on thursdays as well so i don’t go to bed stressed the fuck out lol

all my apes gone 😔

incredible. dems have gotten layup after layup opportunity of easy messaging wins and yet i already know they will squander this one too

The guy who owns Amazon shutting down the books section of the Washington Post is beyond parody

“Update on the Peter Attia situation: We're hearing there is a battle royale between Paramount corporate and CBS News' Bari Weiss. She does not want to cut ties w/ Attia and sees it as givin in to the mob. Paramount sees it as an HR matter and that Attia can't give expert advice”

Simply incredible

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

rep omar, liam ramos and his dad, rep castro!

liam and his dad are home!

and someone please get rep. castro a coat!

Tom Morello live in Minneapolis

RFK looking at his trunk

Grandpa Simpson saying "I used to burn CDs, which does not involve fire" to the children

Talking to a new Gen Z friend

Okay I think I've mapped out ICE politics as of Monday night

Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room

i can think of a place for him to go. several, actually.

i’m begging dems to not fuck this up. public sentiment is clearly in their favor and demanding resignations is the bare minimum here.

done. had to call padilla’s la office because he still for some unfathomable reason refuses to allow calls to go through his dc line on weekends

done. had to call padilla’s la office because he still for some unfathomable reason refuses to allow calls to go through his dc line on weekends

A nurse. A researcher. A helper.

January 24, 2026 at 1:34 PM Jeff Day Sources identify man shot as Alex Jeffrey Pretti of south Minneapolis The man fatally shot by federal officers in Minneapolis this morning has been identified as Alex Jeffrey Pretti, according to sources familiar with the investigation. Pretti, 37, has an address listed in south Minneapolis. At a news conference, Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara said the man who was shot was a 37-year-old white man with no serious criminal history and a record that showed some parking tickets. Law enforcement sources said Saturday their records show Pretti had no serious criminal history. O'Hara said the man was a “lawful gun owner” with a permit. Records show that Pretti attended the University of Minnesota. State records show Pretti was issued a nursing license in 2021, and it remains active through March 2026.

Alex Jeffrey Pretti, licensed nurse

Republicans: everyone must be able to carry any gun at all times,
up to and including high powered rifles, to protect themselves against tyranny

also Republicans, without batting an eye: carrying a gun is unquestionable justification for federal agents to shoot you dead in the street

Watching this in particular. The effort to take witnesses to Whipple, as well as the police refusing to leave the scene, are key.

ICE just shot another one of my neighbors. They had the person on the ground, being beaten by several agents, and then fired multiple shots. In front of the donut shop where we like to get donuts for our kids.

executions in the street.

2026 has radicalized pop crave (complimentary)

ICE detain yet another minor child—chase him down his own street and tackle him to pavement.

"I am legal! I am legal!" he cries over and over in Spanish.

Agent pins the boy down in snow—he desperately tries to keep his exposed hands from freezing at -25°F wind chill temperature.

Minneapolis, MN

Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip