Eric T. Duckman

the thing about max landis is you're like "how does hollywood keep producing these serial abusers?" and then you remember his dad killed multiple children and got away with it

That argument exists because the lives of non-white people are cheap in imperial discourse. Mass death on the other side of the world has no reality outside of what space it takes up on the american tv news cycle. If it were otherwise, the old normal would have been as insupportable as the new

Americans are the main characters, everyone else on earth just exists to facilitate their hero's journey

it’s a weirdly good time to be an American adult who has a theme park hobby because the two national news networks that are still intact are the two that are subsidized by theme parks

Yes, but Americans need to rationalise why Vegas is feeling empty and Florida real estate is suddenly a good deal. Can't be their issue, must be currency. Sigh.

My American family refers to it as a joke, they are American liberals and can't fathom that there are repercussions and who you personally voted for isn't an excuse.

Also that Canadian tourists aren't visiting America is an exchange rate issue, and not a justified fear of being rendered.

The Simpsons forbidden objects store owner saying "The movie has Jared Leto in it."

thought of a thing

We are a few thousand subscribers away from being a bigger print newspaper than the Washington Post.

We are a mere flurry away from humiliating one of the two Big Space Perverts.

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I think about her a lot because of this

Oh god, was he in the files too?

when a single crooner can cause a stock market crash, that's a Bublé

Calgary is over 4 thousand kilometers away, this seems excessive.

You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants

The source is lost to time, but this is one of the funniest photos ever taken

Here’s a screen recording of the video where Kash Patel has Trump on the phone with the U.S. men’s hockey team and Trump invites them all to the SOTU, adding that he’ll have to invite the women’s team as well (to laughter from the men) or else he’ll be impeached

Need to hear this word in the thickest Dominican accented English possible please

Social media comments about Wayne Gretzky as a traitor.

A sample of the comments from Canadian viewers about seeing Gretzky on TV today. There is a massive disconnect between his image in and out of Canada. I'm curious how next season handles / comments on it if they do at all.

CBC Gem cuts to side by side commercials just as the Canadian athletes are on screen, because listening to the Bearcat commercial is a priority.

Once again demanding that instead of a closing ceremony, the Winter Olympics has an all-countries snowball fight. Pick any two men and any two women for your team and see what happens.

Ben Mulroney "I guess that's a difference between you and me you think my entire life and everything I've built is thanks to your taxes. I believe that everything I have and everything I've built is due to the incredible parents who raised me and strong friendships that enriched my life

He's just explaining nepotism

The FBI Director, a hockey nut, flew the FBI jet to Italy to...uh...inspect security, prior to the Olympics and World Cup. So be grateful:

I am afraid “never learn a hockey player’s politics” is as ironclad a law as “never learn a baseball player’s politics”

People on Bluesky: “sPoRtS aReN’t PoLiTiCaL”

The United States men’s national hockey team: *parties in their dressing room with Kash Patel*

Activists hang photo of UK's Andrew in Paris' Louvre after arrest Activists from anti-billionaire campaign group "Everyone Hates Elon" on Sunday (February 22) went to the Louvre museum in Paris where they hung a framed photograph of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, taken...

Thy literally put it in the Louvre
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The floor plan for the planned ICE concentration camp in Social Circle, Georgia:

I spent a bunch of the Olympics trying to convince myself it's ok if Americans win things because the athletes aren't the politicians but then Kash Patel parties in the locker room and the White House does this

God forbid they get invited and accept to go see him, that photo should be posted in the locker room in 4 years time, like it’s a Ted Lasso “Believe” poster.

Damn, we did it again

I know two guys who can fix this

Canada right now