The Dapper Platypus

Kick rocks Temu Kenny...

movie where
* the protagonist's immigrant family being undocumented is an actual plot point
* the anti-immigrant cat brigade is portrayed unequivocally as villains
* the capitalist exploitation of immigrant labor is clearly articulated
* the main events are kicked off by an anti-Semitic arson attack

A slightly evil guy on his way to Vegas

On my way to Vegas

The fall whiskey mule in Vegas

COUNT I

Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.

COUNT II

The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???

Running away to Vegas this weekend.

Dont hate me

The world sucks when people are involved

Andy Griffith is my President

On the bright side, there were fucks given by people who do that sort of thing.

Please hold, I'm using AI to generate a better personality.

The judge signed the paperwork, I'm officially adopted by the Momma cat down the street.

I buy my wrongthink by the bushel

a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway ALT: a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway

Done reacting to the thing in Utah.

Today is 9/11 real tragedy happened and real heroes made.

That's in the Canadian export version

At least 2 students shot at high school in Colorado, authorities say At least two students have been shot at Evergreen High School in Colorado, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff's Office.

This afternoon, in addition to Charlie Kirk, there was a school shooting. Bullets don't know and don't care if you are a Republican or Democrat. It is time for Republicans and Democrats to find a way to work together to reduce gun violence.
www.wcpo.com/us-news/crim...

It's still not Friday yet.

Let that sink in.

I am officially monitored for subversive thoughts

Not until I check with Reddit do I believe it really happened

It has been a long and painful journey of slef discovery, but i wanted everyone to k own that I have decided I am reverting back to Crunchy Peanut Butter.

“i never asked to be Bourne.”
- Matt Damon having an Identity crisis 😩

Where is the next mountain to tumble down?

Bc some days there isn't enough wit to make it in this big lonely world.

Fail

Feeling low because I have 0 shirtworthy Skeets.

Posting my SSN here because Bsky is the more trustworthy place to be defrauded...

I got permission tonight from the last remaining family to use a name that is perfect for a Main Character who is a take on him. He was a petty crook, 100% charismatic, and self destructive. But also the source for so many of my crime fiction stories....

Nobody seems to understand why water is so wet.

*Steve pushes 7*

Steve: whoever pushes the button is the captain of the elevator.

Me: I don’t think that’s tru-

*Captain Steve slaps me with his glove so hard I immediately accept the chain of command*

I photoshopped a pic of my cornbread once just to impress a girl.

After the elephant erotica incident, I swore it off forever