@laurief.bsky.social
Iβm reo pekerangi, build data warehouses, take dog for walks, drink whisky and whine. Hates fascists. he/him πx8
πΆPapal reign, papal reignβ¦πΆ
23.11.2025 13:24 β π 262 π 49 π¬ 6 π 8PΔ«wakawaka (NZ Fantail) are notoriously difficult to photograph, they never sit still, add to the fact that the Black pΔ«wakawaka (South Island) is only 4% of the population, this is the only in-focus photo I have of the Black PΔ«wakawaka
15.11.2025 02:09 β π 105 π 18 π¬ 14 π 1Thatβs fucked.
27.09.2025 23:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One of so many reasons.
19.09.2025 00:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Personally Iβd prefer Whanganui but itβs not all about me. Apparently.
19.09.2025 00:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We may end up being closer. Weβre likely to be on the KΔpiti Coast before long.
19.09.2025 00:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If she were an ACT supporter, heβd be tripping over himself.
18.09.2025 23:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A couple of people have shared a disgusting post Better Wellington have made about me today. Three things: I will never attack my colleagues or anyone like they do, I am sad that others think itβs ok, and I have no intention of backing down on my work for the city and our people
12.09.2025 21:30 β π 173 π 24 π¬ 18 π 2
Medievil guy sings with his lute to a lady
Thou wast working
as a maiden
in a meade tavern
when I met thee
*Girls on **Film
*Beans
**Toast
Until his hand dropped off. #gettingMyCoat
30.08.2025 05:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says βCan I help you find something?β
βIβm looking for the obituaries.β
βThe obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.β
βNot the one Iβm looking for.β
And takes up an extra slot.
17.08.2025 04:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Heβs the arsehole who fills in the Sudoku and crosswords in the Kia Ora magazine and makes mistakes.
17.08.2025 04:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Choo choo, I hate trains.
17.08.2025 04:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Phwoar!
16.08.2025 16:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The new, more chatty, Morning Report, is terrible. Hosts commenting on stories, is not the way to improve ratings.
13.08.2025 18:42 β π 33 π 6 π¬ 4 π 0Mathematicians get their kicks on 8.1240384
08.08.2025 11:32 β π 768 π 145 π¬ 44 π 13<nods> We mostly get moki - itβs delicious and relatively cheap.
04.08.2025 06:44 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0good morning
30.07.2025 13:16 β π 1379 π 371 π¬ 23 π 89
Self-portrait by Clara Peeters hidden in her 'Still Life with Cheeses, Almonds & Pretzels', 1615.
Clara Peeters''Still Life with Cheeses, Almonds & Pretzels', 1615.
π§βπ¨ Look at this remarkable self-portrait by Clara Peeters in her
'Still Life with Cheeses, Almonds & Pretzels', 1615.
π§ She was one of the 1st food still-life painters - her βbanketjesβ or banquet pieces had a great influence on the painters of the Northern Netherlands.
ποΈ #arthistory #art #Dutch
Thank you for your attention SLUT ("the end" in Swedish)
14 years ago in med school we got this unforgettable lesson in the dangers of using both English and Swedish in the same PowerPoint presentation
25.05.2025 00:15 β π 275 π 91 π¬ 6 π 2Sublime!
13.06.2025 10:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I burnt my pizza badly in the oven last week, couldn't understand why the timer I set on my phone hadn't gone off. I checked it, I'd typed 15 into the calculator and hit =.
13.06.2025 10:08 β π 85 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0@drneil.bsky.social oh there you goβ¦
10.06.2025 07:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
NgutukΔkΔ - kΔkΔ beak
I didnβt expect to see this in our back yard on the first day of winter.
01.06.2025 00:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wordle, or Tetris?
21.05.2025 09:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
