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@sledgehog.bsky.social

“World’s Worst Poster” - Houston Chronicle

18 Followers  |  22 Following  |  21 Posts  |  Joined: 09.08.2023  |  1.6944

Latest posts by sledgehog.bsky.social on Bluesky

The good, the bad, AND the ugly? In this economy?

13.11.2023 13:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shifting into Dad Mode (not a father, but listening to Yes)

13.11.2023 13:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Panhandle represent

13.11.2023 13:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a very large crawfish serenades a woman with a banjo. she is charmed.

a very large crawfish serenades a woman with a banjo. she is charmed.

a very large crawfish languishes in his bed next to a human woman, presumably post-coital.

a very large crawfish languishes in his bed next to a human woman, presumably post-coital.

honeymoon :)

31.08.2023 18:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There’s a tremendous dearth of wisened telepathic orangutans in fantasy. Or really literature in general.

24.08.2023 14:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

beanie babies were just my generation’s NFTs

22.08.2023 20:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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'Dutch men in traditional trousers, 1900'

19.08.2023 19:51 — 👍 46    🔁 8    💬 9    📌 18

Pikmin is the plural of pacman.

This post is fuckin stupid, I’m sorry.

19.08.2023 05:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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🎶ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
🏃‍♂️GOT PLACES TO GO, GOTTA🏃‍♂️
🌈FOLLOW MY RAINBOW🌈
🙅‍♂️CAN’T STICK AROUND🙅‍♂️
HAVE TO KEEP MOVIN’ ON
GUESS WHAT LIES AHEAD, ONLY
☝️ONE WAY TO FIND OUT☝️🎶

18.08.2023 23:24 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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they meant "freak" as in "the freaks come out at night"

17.08.2023 08:02 — 👍 112    🔁 26    💬 3    📌 7
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FOLKS,,,

17.08.2023 02:34 — 👍 527    🔁 188    💬 6    📌 15
a google search suggestion of 

“People also ask
Why Garfield sends Nermal to Abu
Dhabi?”

a google search suggestion of “People also ask Why Garfield sends Nermal to Abu Dhabi?”

garfield and jon standing over a box containing nermal that is being posted to abu dhabi

garfield and jon standing over a box containing nermal that is being posted to abu dhabi

hmm

17.08.2023 04:03 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Absolute mad lad

17.08.2023 01:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

getting lost in the depths of the spaghetti sauce, call that the Marinara Trench

14.08.2023 03:12 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Mail it to him

13.08.2023 14:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

checking into the hospital for “hungy”

12.08.2023 18:31 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

when I see a building built after 1990, it’s greyed out like it hasn’t been unlocked yet

11.08.2023 19:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i am not to be comprehended

11.08.2023 04:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a quiet place to post through the end of the world

10.08.2023 01:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everyone sound off in the comments to be counted.

10.08.2023 01:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I honestly have no idea how large this community is. I can’t get a read on it. 100? 10,000? A million?

10.08.2023 00:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

you want me to have a brand. you want me to post more. i will not do it. fuck yoj

09.08.2023 14:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The hatch chili is unmatched

09.08.2023 02:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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