Allie

Dictionary entry: biweekly adjective bi·​week·​ly (ˌ)bī-ˈwē-kly 1: occurring every two weeks : fortnightly 2: occurring twice a week

This feels like it has to be one of the bigger oversights in the English language

Easiest block of my life lol

Meeting former US Secretary of Labor Robert Reich: Yeah dude it's so cool that your son knows so much about Dungeons and Dragons. Was he always like that? What's that? Your son is the other guy? The one with the bell? Yeah he's cool too I guess. So was he named after the dude from LotR or...

I think that putting Baja Blast on store shelves was a mistake. Nothing but pure bourgeois decadence. You should have to work for that sweet nectar by actually leaving your home. You shouldn't be allowed to have cans upon cans of if it in your refrigerator.

Oopsie I got suspended on the bird app

Who is Jesse Singal and why do we hate him? I'm willing to carry a pitchfork but I'd like to know why.

I have done two interviews and a quiz going over the contents of the second interview for this job and I just got a text saying that I am being moved on to the next interview for this stupid fucking position. Just give me the damn job already!

What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!

Just so you guys know I would kill any of you if Valkyrae asked me to

Streamed on Twitch for about an hour tonight to see if there'd be any technical problems and then I forgot to save the vod so now I can't review it lol

The /r/shoplifting subreddit used to be filled with a bunch of beautiful, amazing hauls before it got banned

Have a job interview that would potentially involve a 2 hour commute to the office and I wasn't sure if I'd accept the position if it was offered to me because of the length but then I another job made me type out my "self-identified gender" and I decided that nothing is worse than moving back home

Too many music videos im Arcane season 2. Can't have Imagine Dragons and a music video in every episode. One or the other.

What are your top 3 off GNX? For me it goes as follows:

1. reincarnated

2. tv off

3. man at the garden

Wearing the merch in public also helps with that tbh

Had a dream that AustinShow drove a car through the front of my house last night and I just feel like I should be entitled to some sort of financial compensation

82 hours in and I finally beat gold stake Balatro!

Wtf???

This is a Boondocks episode I think

Anybody have a job for me in Chicago? I might've lost mine...

I think I'm more parasocial in my early twenties than I ever was in my teen years

I'm not spiraling per se but I am definitely doing more psychic damage to myself by the second

For context the last time I was in a similar position I watched Bo Burnham's Inside special and I fell into the worst depression of my life

In an emotionally delicate place right now where too strong of a negative emotion can send me spiraling into a deep, dark depression. Should I watch I Saw The TV Glow or would that be a bad idea at this time?

Gave two coworkers my phone number because I precogged myself getting fired today but neither have text me yet and it's making me sad lol

He really is just the greatest to ever do it...

If you guys ever see me posting anything like this you have permission to just put me down like a wild animal

I think yesterday was the first day I really felt like I had good chance of enjoying the life ahead of me and I still felt it when I woke up this morning. Not as fun as I was expecting because I do also feel like that could be ripped away at any second

I'd be interested