canceled!theymie

The wereduck cometh.

The wereduck cometh.

been there

love how accessible they make the "deceit and/or shade" option

bcc stands for bitchy carbon copy

you should be able to google what you were supposed to bring to work

Charon giving you a mic halfway through the crossing and asking "so what's your take?"

getting buried with a visa gift card in my mouth bc the river styx is a cash free establishment

everything i learn about the #Olympics is against my will

starting to doubt the moral scruples of this character dressed in all black

should go without saying that the @ticketmaster.com monopoly is bad for most every party that isn't @ticketmaster.com but it's worth remembering that using the @ticketmaster.com service also sucks shit on a functional level

hello my superhero name is robin williams (disambiguation)

haven't watched sky high in years but the idea of a guy putting his government name in his superhero name, despite secret identities obviously mattering in this world, stuck in my brain like a popcorn kernel

guy from sky high calls dibs on the superhero name "zack attack" which is short for "zachary attachary"

phone used to be fun

Guy who wants to draw the line in a horrible place: All I'm saying is where do we draw the line

rare historical straight line from the magna carta to *ndrew getting arrested

this is another way to explain why I have spiritual objections to art created by AI - to love and respect art is to love and respect the human experience. art is an affirmation of life. people who don't respect human life are incapable of appreciating art

do you think the free bird guy knew he was going to do that guitar stuff or did it just happen

@hosleykw.bsky.social morning deniers in shambles when encountering situations like this

saying "oh are you still doing that?" when my brother mentions his five day old baby

Then they sat in the shade of a large tree and ate their chocolate ice cream cones together.

had to read this four times, perfect tweet

gay

sorry i am late, it will happen again

golf in the dark

Tweet from @KatysCartoons Atoms are binary. They are either intended to be hydrogen or helium. We can't just scrap this worldview just because of a handful of exceptions Below the tweet is a chart of types of atoms in the universe. 74% is hydrogen, 25% is helium, and 1% is other.

if i was in a duel i would simply draw immediately