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They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir

27.10.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6074    πŸ” 900    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 24

hmmmm well... that is one use of a "pussy" for humor. but are we sure that's the only way? I'm thinking of some others right now. just wondering if you have any ideas. #bluesky #brainstorming #letsmakeabetterplanet

28.06.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

let's workshop this. how could we have made it funnier? are pussies ever funny?

28.06.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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my wife and I are out making illegal u-turns in our ugly red rivian

12.06.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it realistic to think that this team's farm system can extend their window beyond Harper's/Schwarber's/Turner's primes? Obviously they'll spend on free agents too, but is there enough talent on the way to supplement any external additions and keep them relevant beyond the next year or two?

12.06.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm okay with that

09.06.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

guy on WIP asking why the Phillies don't sign Trevor Bauer πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ very stupid person!

25.05.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fuck you

21.05.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Alex Coffey
@byalexcoffey
l asked Pete Rose what he would say to people who say his presence here sends a negative message to women. His response: "No, l'm not here to talk about that. Sorry about that. It was 55 years ago babe."
11:51 AM β€’ 8/7/22

Alex Coffey @byalexcoffey l asked Pete Rose what he would say to people who say his presence here sends a negative message to women. His response: "No, l'm not here to talk about that. Sorry about that. It was 55 years ago babe." 11:51 AM β€’ 8/7/22

Alex Coffey
@byalexcoffey
Rose was made available after the ceremony.
Someone, maybe an agent, said he had something to say to me, but he didn't seem to know he was expected to say anything. He asked if he'd offended me, and said "will you forgive me if I sign 1000 baseballs for you" before saying "sorry"

Alex Coffey @byalexcoffey Rose was made available after the ceremony. Someone, maybe an agent, said he had something to say to me, but he didn't seem to know he was expected to say anything. He asked if he'd offended me, and said "will you forgive me if I sign 1000 baseballs for you" before saying "sorry"

Alex Coffey @byalexcoffey β€’8/7/22...
When asked about our interaction earlier by
@AP, Rose said: (1/2) "I'm going to tell you one more time. I'm here for the Philly fans.
I'm here for my teammates. I'm here for the Phillies organization. And who cares what happened 50 years ago....

Alex Coffey @byalexcoffey β€’8/7/22..
(2/2) "You weren't even born. So you shouldn't be talking about it, because you weren't born. If you don't know a damn thing about it, don't talk about it."

Alex Coffey @byalexcoffey β€’8/7/22... When asked about our interaction earlier by @AP, Rose said: (1/2) "I'm going to tell you one more time. I'm here for the Philly fans. I'm here for my teammates. I'm here for the Phillies organization. And who cares what happened 50 years ago.... Alex Coffey @byalexcoffey β€’8/7/22.. (2/2) "You weren't even born. So you shouldn't be talking about it, because you weren't born. If you don't know a damn thing about it, don't talk about it."

Just need to make sure Pete Rose’s full interaction with Alex Coffey is immortalized on this platform

13.05.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 499    πŸ” 188    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 16

how are we gonna celebrate when he passes John Mayberry Jr. on the all-time list?

08.05.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know I'm screaming into the void, but if someone could please tell me the hell Dylan Archer is and why he was on the Phillies broadcast I'd really appreciate it

04.05.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JT Realmuto, sir, for your lifelong dedication to equity for the Black community, you have been awarded one home run on Jackie Robinson Day πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

15.04.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd agree it's not bad on an average night, but with how late they played yesterday they needed 7 innings from him

12.04.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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fyi if you’re attending this year

12.04.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he's visiting at 10:30?

11.04.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brandon Nimmo goes to prison

26.03.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@alyssonfergison.bsky.social should I be a democrat or a republican?

19.03.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dumbfuck

15.03.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

unfortunately, no. a big reason why I'll be moving back to X

14.03.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fuck you, old man

14.03.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re 22-43.

13.03.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3408    πŸ” 402    πŸ’¬ 117    πŸ“Œ 12

pussy

07.03.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the hell are you talking about?

27.02.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pete Alonso got one. They embraced.

"Bread friend," Alonso said. "Bread Pete."

"That's right," Stanek said. "That's right, bud. Bread Pete."

"Pete Pete," Alonso replied. "Pete Bread."

21.02.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1027    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 9
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Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: β€˜I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’ theonion.com/nick-si...

10.02.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4135    πŸ” 405    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 32
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i know ppl here do not enjoy screenshots of X but this one is such a great encapsulation of what it's become

08.02.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7215    πŸ” 1151    πŸ’¬ 244    πŸ“Œ 153

I read "gangsta GM" and thought about canceling my subscription

05.02.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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