They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir
27.10.2025 16:47 β π 6074 π 900 π¬ 49 π 24@crapface.bsky.social
They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir
27.10.2025 16:47 β π 6074 π 900 π¬ 49 π 24hmmmm well... that is one use of a "pussy" for humor. but are we sure that's the only way? I'm thinking of some others right now. just wondering if you have any ideas. #bluesky #brainstorming #letsmakeabetterplanet
28.06.2025 16:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0let's workshop this. how could we have made it funnier? are pussies ever funny?
28.06.2025 16:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0my wife and I are out making illegal u-turns in our ugly red rivian
12.06.2025 21:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is it realistic to think that this team's farm system can extend their window beyond Harper's/Schwarber's/Turner's primes? Obviously they'll spend on free agents too, but is there enough talent on the way to supplement any external additions and keep them relevant beyond the next year or two?
12.06.2025 14:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm okay with that
09.06.2025 13:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0guy on WIP asking why the Phillies don't sign Trevor Bauer πππ very stupid person!
25.05.2025 18:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0fuck you
21.05.2025 16:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Alex Coffey @byalexcoffey l asked Pete Rose what he would say to people who say his presence here sends a negative message to women. His response: "No, l'm not here to talk about that. Sorry about that. It was 55 years ago babe." 11:51 AM β’ 8/7/22
Alex Coffey @byalexcoffey Rose was made available after the ceremony. Someone, maybe an agent, said he had something to say to me, but he didn't seem to know he was expected to say anything. He asked if he'd offended me, and said "will you forgive me if I sign 1000 baseballs for you" before saying "sorry"
Alex Coffey @byalexcoffey β’8/7/22... When asked about our interaction earlier by @AP, Rose said: (1/2) "I'm going to tell you one more time. I'm here for the Philly fans. I'm here for my teammates. I'm here for the Phillies organization. And who cares what happened 50 years ago.... Alex Coffey @byalexcoffey β’8/7/22.. (2/2) "You weren't even born. So you shouldn't be talking about it, because you weren't born. If you don't know a damn thing about it, don't talk about it."
Just need to make sure Pete Roseβs full interaction with Alex Coffey is immortalized on this platform
13.05.2025 22:05 β π 499 π 188 π¬ 11 π 16how are we gonna celebrate when he passes John Mayberry Jr. on the all-time list?
08.05.2025 12:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I know I'm screaming into the void, but if someone could please tell me the hell Dylan Archer is and why he was on the Phillies broadcast I'd really appreciate it
04.05.2025 00:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0JT Realmuto, sir, for your lifelong dedication to equity for the Black community, you have been awarded one home run on Jackie Robinson Day πππ
15.04.2025 23:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'd agree it's not bad on an average night, but with how late they played yesterday they needed 7 innings from him
12.04.2025 01:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0fyi if youβre attending this year
12.04.2025 00:22 β π 43 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0he's visiting at 10:30?
11.04.2025 02:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Brandon Nimmo goes to prison
26.03.2025 15:33 β π 13 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0@alyssonfergison.bsky.social should I be a democrat or a republican?
19.03.2025 13:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0dumbfuck
15.03.2025 02:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0unfortunately, no. a big reason why I'll be moving back to X
14.03.2025 13:26 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0fuck you, old man
14.03.2025 01:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Theyβre 22-43.
13.03.2025 23:13 β π 3408 π 402 π¬ 117 π 12pussy
07.03.2025 20:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the hell are you talking about?
27.02.2025 01:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Pete Alonso got one. They embraced.
"Bread friend," Alonso said. "Bread Pete."
"That's right," Stanek said. "That's right, bud. Bread Pete."
"Pete Pete," Alonso replied. "Pete Bread."
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10.02.2025 03:20 β π 4135 π 405 π¬ 60 π 32i know ppl here do not enjoy screenshots of X but this one is such a great encapsulation of what it's become
08.02.2025 15:54 β π 7215 π 1151 π¬ 244 π 153I read "gangsta GM" and thought about canceling my subscription
05.02.2025 19:34 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0