Kaiju No. 11

I honestly don’t remember that about him, I only remember the TENTACLES of body hair climbing out of his polo every day because it made me retch how he kept it unbuttoned all the way down with that foliage

Right? I remember one of the math teachers at our HS telling another student in the middle of class, “I don’t care if you think you’re a christian, if you’re not southern baptist, you’re going to hell” because someone mentioned an English teacher’s religion. Instead of teaching something USEFUL.

Go fuck yourself, Kim Davis! 😃

It’s like getting a refund check for pennies

Pokédex gif generator type of “suit n tie” and “daddy”

Oh 😂

It’s AI and money is fake - it’s eating it, one digital dollar at a time. How else will it grow up all big and strong? 😂

Ran into your mom today

I’d salt their front and back lawn but I’m sure they would give fewer shits than they did this morning 😂😂😂

Bruh my neighbor put so many empty cardboard boxes out and that shit is allll over our cul-de-sac now

They came out this morning, looked at the cardboard all over the place (there’s a shitton in my front yard), then got in their fucking cars

And left

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Anyone checked on the tangerine lately? I bet nazi social is on FIRE right now

After losing twice in the same election, is it safe to say Andrew Cuomo has a humiliation kink?

_bealenoir on ig!

God damn I love this so much

At this rate the 2026 Dem meta will be running dead-eyed CIA officers whose campaign ads are just them graphically describing what war crimes they will do to Republicans

DON’T JINX IT WE ARENT THERE YET

Jeeee-zus christ 😂😂😂

ahhh yeah, here comes the dersh himself. and he brought a sack lunch, smart

Oh naw he’s gonna kiss alllll up that ass

I wish my tongue wasnt burdened by the weight of centuries. Im tryna eat some ass over here

Sorry y’all it’s been a long day and ya girl is too hungry to go actual trick or treating lolol

I wish adults could trick or treat at Sam’s/Costco for rotisserie chickens

#iykyk #papillon #yeaiknowigetitimold #stillgotit

I don't trust people that have Nazi tatoos even if they had an epiphany & covered it up.

I don't trust in their ability to think

At one point, their mind was somehow capable of rationalizing it

I also don't trust those defending them

People's ability to rationalize crazy shit is how we got here.

a cartoon of a frog sitting in front of a fire with the words " this is fine " above him ALT: a cartoon of a frog sitting in front of a fire with the words " this is fine " above him

Genuinely…everything else is burning down, this just means the end is closer at hand

Fuck.

Threw my hip out cleaning my house up cuz a guy was coming over for anime and snugs 😭

Worth.

Also hooooweeeee the amount of superfluous lawsuits I’d file just to tie resources up in court if I had unlimited money cheats too

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