Stu Fox

No cheating, your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist

This could not have gone any better

No matter how bad your day is, things can always get worse.

The Dirk Gently books were better than Hitchhikers Guide...

What’s that saying, something about if everyone you meet is an asshole?

No, but Mormons do. Would rather the serial killer I think

My guess is that this policy will be quite popular, and it will be really popular among people who haven’t walked down Queen St in twenty years

Tim Murphy’s “omg everyone hates Luxon” piece is so funny bro white bread is up 60%, there’s no jobs, there’s literal shit in the air in the capital city, people responsible for the engines of economy are leaving in droves, no workers rights, no action on climate change, voter suppression 🤷🏽‍♀️

Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Sorry: you have exceeded your token usage. Please try again later or switch to Auto"

The GenX urge to need a break in the weather

Came out of the fugue state enough to write about it. What a fucked up time in the movie theatre that was. LOVED IT.
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Put on Led Zeppelin

THEY say a bad workman always blames his tools. But they also say that a workman is only as good as the tools he uses. I've just put some shelves up on the wonk, and I don't know whether I can blame my tools or not. Thanston Crabb, Wisbech

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The GenX urge to need a break in the weather

Yeah it’s fantastic

The GenX urge to walk this way

Who invented chia pudding and what the hell were they thinking?

Meanwhile, ACT leader David Seymour says "we're not there yet" and wants to see the location of the 1.6 million homes before supporting it.

put them all in Epsom

This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your mobile device.

Apocalypse Now?

270. Three right turns (at least, that’s how I visualise it)

I love living in the future

Take a look at the feels like temperature in Wellington today 😂

Thirsty Star Trek The Original Series scene. Ol' pointy ear Spock is "piloting a shuttlecraft" if you know what I mean. He's looking up and concentrating hard. Closed caption reads, "The area of penetration will no doubt be sensitive."

#HappyValentinesDay

My Psion displaying the text “I have a PSION Organiser 2”

Roses are red
Violets are blue

Moa Point shows why critical infrastructure shouldn’t be outsourced OPINION: Rongotai MP Julie Anne Genter argues Wellington’s sewage collapse is the predictable result of decades‑old privatisation models.

If we can’t afford to have the expertise in our councils to operate critical infrastructure, how can we pay someone else to do it?

www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3609...

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A message from your ZX Spectrum.

Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.

Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store

Twin peaks fire walk with me

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