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Trying to clean Carmen Sandiago's apartment, but it's hard because she's hoarding. Priceless artifacts stolen from all over the world stuffed into a 1-bedroom apartment. You can barely walk to the door. I tried to throw out King Tut's sarcophagus and she cried

09.08.2025 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 223    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

lmao

09.08.2025 05:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Warner Bros. has said The Hunt for Gollum is in fact the first of two new Lord of the Rings feature films from Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh, and Philippa Boyens based on J. R. R. Tolkien's Middle-earth, as the company aims to make more of the franchise. With The Hunt for Gollum, weโ€™ll get to see what Gollum was up to in the years between The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings.

Warner Bros. has said The Hunt for Gollum is in fact the first of two new Lord of the Rings feature films from Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh, and Philippa Boyens based on J. R. R. Tolkien's Middle-earth, as the company aims to make more of the franchise. With The Hunt for Gollum, weโ€™ll get to see what Gollum was up to in the years between The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings.

Can't stress this enough: nobody fucking cares what he was up to

07.08.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5046    ๐Ÿ” 855    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 276    ๐Ÿ“Œ 816

He should do it! Now Im curious.

09.08.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tonight we watched Foundation and Chief of War. It was a fantastic night for television and so-so day. I was in a depression-induced coma from my weekly call with my parents until dinner. Basically I slept all day. Could be way worse.

09.08.2025 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LMAO

09.08.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rethinking the Luddites in the Age of A.I. Brian Merchantโ€™s new book, โ€œBlood in the Machine,โ€ argues that Luddism stood not against technology per se but for the rights of workers in the face of automation.

Today, the word โ€œLudditeโ€ is used as an insult to anyone resistant to technological innovation. But a recent book argues that Luddism stood not against technology per se but for the rights of workers in the face of automation.

08.08.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2894    ๐Ÿ” 680    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 120    ๐Ÿ“Œ 54

This picture of Foundation immediately made me think of this scene from Game of Thrones lol. Also, absolutely peeing my pants for Alien: Earth. I really need some face huggers to lift my spirits.

09.08.2025 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

:-)

09.08.2025 02:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Q1, Q2, and Q3 have been total shit. I cannot emphasize how degrading and painful the immigration process is. And thatโ€™s with the assistance of fucking costly power player DC attorneys. Now I have some time to be anxious about something else until we get substantive notices. :-/

09.08.2025 02:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fantastic plan. I watched this movie for the first time only a few months ago. I couldnโ€™t stop laughing about Jimmy Stewart running away from his hot gf lol. Then we watched The Birds. I have a lot of Hitchcock to catch up on!

09.08.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That clip was looking rough. A friend on here said watching wrestling is really fun. I keep forgetting to look for shows. Thanks a lot for the link!

09.08.2025 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AMAZING episode. I think this one may be my favorite yet? I was so spun by Gaal going hard ass The Americans Nadezhda-style. Love your review as always. With Alien Earth coming soon, itโ€™s going to be a feast!

09.08.2025 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was so freaking funny and also ouch??? Are those guys hurting each other for real? I burst out laughing at the thumbtacks lol.

09.08.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please excuse the late reply. Iโ€™ve been overwhelmed by working on my husbandโ€™s immigration stuff and general anxiety lol. Iโ€™d definitely appreciate some recommendations. I just watched a clip that had me cringing and laughing!

09.08.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey thanks a lot! Iโ€™ve got loads to keep me occupied this weekend. :-)

20.06.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Incredible episode. I doubt weโ€™ll see another show of the same caliber or production quality as GOT. :-(

20.06.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WOAH! Nice!

20.06.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Literally no one cares at those places lol.

20.06.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you very much, Sean, for taking the time to comprehensively summarize your thoughts on a form of entertainment Iโ€™m so unfamiliar with. I think my hangup is the memory of 80s style wrestling. It had no appeal for me. And thanks for the AEW tip! Iโ€™ll look for some clips online. :-)

19.06.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh God it gets sooooo humid!

19.06.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This pic fucking rules. Look at him. Can Matt Damon pull off that flavor? I donโ€™t think so. For me, he had the weakest performance in Oppenheimer.

19.06.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Return (2024) โญ 6.2 | Adventure, Drama, History 1h 56m | R

I really enjoyed The Return. Ralph Fiennes was fantastic as Odysseus, and Juliette Binoche as Penelope is an absolute goddess. I have no why idea why the IMDb score for The Return is so low.

m.imdb.com/title/tt1986...

19.06.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What are you guys thinking about Nolanโ€™s Odyssey? Iโ€™m not a big Nolan fan (loved Oppenheimer though) and have a feeling this one could be a stinker. My main problem is casting Matt Damon as Odysseus. He just doesnโ€™t have the juice!

19.06.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Redecorate your house so that it has a black and white checker floor and red curtains. Immersion therapy

19.06.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dear Ayo, I have a problem. I love my dear husband and have since 1999. The problem is he doesnโ€™t like Twin Peaks or horror. What should I do?

19.06.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LMAOOOOO! *Amazing* counsel. You should start an advice column! โ€œAsk Ayoโ€!

19.06.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OH MAN YOU ARE SMOKING! First, we gotta take out Zaslav.

19.06.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Slig, we could help create a better worldโ€ฆ

19.06.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never in my life did I anticipate a future where the Pope fights Skynet.

19.06.2025 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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