One of my favorite videos (a squirrel ready to rumble)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEDu...
@mgrunder.bsky.social
Open source code monkey. Maintainer of #phpredis and contributor to #hiredis and #libvalkey.
One of my favorite videos (a squirrel ready to rumble)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEDu...
Is she going to give you major side-eye when 7 of 9 shows up?
16.10.2025 18:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0For those curious this is a negative 5900% gross margin
14.10.2025 23:47 β π 995 π 131 π¬ 40 π 7I didn't go to business school. Is that good?
15.10.2025 21:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Slack message: "The issue is that ruby is a warcrime"
Adding constructive comments in the team's slack, as usual.
15.10.2025 21:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Honestly, I'm really proud of that D7 guitar. π€π»
15.10.2025 14:10 β π 170 π 26 π¬ 10 π 0Announcing #phpredis 6.3.0RC1
github.com/phpredis/php...
pecl.php.net/package/redi...
This release introduces many new commands, including HFE, Valkeyβs DELIFEQ, and Redis vector sets. It also has many fixes and performance improvements.
#php #redis #valkey
cc @tillkruss.bsky.social
He will get a bailout and the taxpayers will get soaked.
Just like the last five times π
custom design feature my interpretation of an American Sign language sign for "Nerd." two fingers are pushing up a pair of glasses. The 3 stars represent Orion's belt. behind the image are the colors of the Lesbian Pride flag.
custom design feature my interpretation of an American Sign language sign for "Nerd." two fingers are pushing up a pair of glasses. The 3 stars represent Orion's belt. behind the image are the colors of the Gay Pride flag.
custom design feature my interpretation of an American Sign language sign for "Nerd." two fingers are pushing up a pair of glasses. The 3 stars represent Orion's belt. behind the image are the colors of the Bisexual Pride flag.
custom design feature my interpretation of an American Sign language sign for "Nerd." two fingers are pushing up a pair of glasses. The 3 stars represent Orion's belt. behind the image are the colors of the Transgender Pride flag.
October 11 is International Coming Out Day.
I say it's long overdue for people to accept us for who we are. So, let me say this loud and clear:
We're here and WE'RE NERDS!
Oh, and some of us are gay, deal with it. πππ»π€π»
Which logs? Do you mean the image alt text?
10.10.2025 18:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Every time
10.10.2025 18:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0β― clang-19 -std=c23 -Wall filequine.c β― ./a.out // quine.c (requires a C23-compliant compiler) // cc -std=c23 quine.c #include <unistd.h> const unsigned char me[] = { #embed __FILE__ }; int main(void) { write(1, me, sizeof(me)); }
It does (at least with gcc and clang)
10.10.2025 17:18 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0// quine.c (requires a C23-compliant compiler) // cc -std=c23 quine.c #include <unistd.h> const unsigned char me[] = { #embed "quine.c" }; int main(void) { write(1, me, sizeof(me)); }
Hey @thephd.dev was the real motivation behind #embed to make quines easier in C? π
09.10.2025 21:19 β π 30 π 4 π¬ 3 π 0That seems bad but maybe they can make it up in volume. π
03.10.2025 02:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That seems to be the consensus, so that's what we'll do.
Also it's actually going to be 6.3.0RC1. I have no idea why I wrote 3.1.0 π
A message about PHP's PECL being deprecated that directs you to publish your extension to PIE instead.
They finally killed #PECL?
I'm in the middle of doing a #phpredis 3.1.0RC1 release. Trying to figure out if I should still do a release on PECL. 
#php
Docker Hub is down :'(
25.09.2025 01:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0asshead-minifin is my goto headache medicine
23.09.2025 00:14 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Image shows all green CI except for spellcheck
Story of my life π
18.09.2025 15:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not requesting the feature, but do you think it will end up getting extended e.g. with WITHATTRS or similar?
18.09.2025 02:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The #Redis vector sets are really cool.
Just using basic movie information (e.g. "Title: <title>, Genre: <genre>, Year: <year>, Synopsis: <synopsis>" results in quite good similarity searches.
Also the ability to `SETATTR` and `GETATTR` and filter on them is awesome.
Hey @antirez.bsky.social 
I'm implementing VADD for PhpRedis. My intuition is that I should send FP32 blobs by default.
Is this generally what clients have been doing?
The logic to test for endianness at compile-time in C is actually unhinged.
I suppose we wouldn't want a miscompile on pdp-11 toasters.
Head of a tapeworm from a scanning electron microscope
Here you go
03.06.2025 07:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Maybe the real treasure is the threads we (a)waited for along the way.
29.05.2025 21:21 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Switch to rr so you can replay your failures over and over again
29.05.2025 15:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That does not sound fun. π
22.05.2025 02:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0how very dare you, smh
19.05.2025 23:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0