Olaf Olafsonsonsonson

Let bygones be bygones. We’ll drink to the future.

And York!

Don’t get me started about Harald Gormsson.

An armed escort can go two ways. You can say “ loathing”, but we got to our boat, and in those dark times, that was a win.

I always thought so. There was that time you let me live, which I always took as a sign of mutual somethingorother.

I have a million things that I could say to you, but because they all sound condescending, and because we are friendsI I will not bother.

If only Eve hadn’t eaten that bad apple.
Or, to put it another way, if only people hadn’t believed that stupid fairy story.

Axe distance works.

I really regret ever having discovered Vinland.

I’ll put in a word.

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Mead is honey wine

Don’t get me started.

Some people say that about the Vikings, but what do they know?

In 1918 Spanish Influencer killed 50 million people.

The end of Summer is the perfect time to watch a feel good movie.

Things are not taking a good turn.

That’s not what we do, Bret.

Or I had.

Probably means the ones that I brought back from Vinland*, then lost to Bret in a game of chance** on our stopover in Mercia.

*Someday I shall write a saga about my epic voyage of discovery, the wonders that I saw, and the treasures I brought back.

**Bastard cheats at dice.

Can confirm.

The Meadhall needed burning down once in a while. It always smelled of shit.

Every time it burned down I got the blame. And all along it was a dragon.

What a different world we would be living in now if you had campaigned to Remain in the EU ?

Can confirm

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Tonight we dine in Hull!

Didn’t Bret already try that?

Wülferhampton can leak into now, and given the state of now that is an improvement.