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Meanwhile, at the weekly Reading Adventure

A knight from a worn book leans over to kiss his beloved on a different book, The Lonely Prince. Stars glow around them, small lilies, star and glass bead pendants, and a string of hearts on a porcelain pot..

The Little World Next Door

Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term

happy mother's day

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are out and about as Blue pulls out his phone. Green looks at the phone, puzzled. Blue: Wait, give me a second to check on the fruit dehydrator stream. Blue turns to look at Green as Green's confusion deepens. Green: What kind of a person live streams their food dehydrator? Blue: We do. Green settles right next to Blue as Blue shows him something on his phone. Blue: I set up a webcam feed on it to keep an eye on our fruit drying while we're out. Green: Ooh, clever. Both of the foxes pause, looking at the phone. Green: "Two viewers." Why is somebody watching our fruit dry? Blue: I have no idea.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are playing chess, both studying the board between them. Blue, in thought: If he mvoes that pawn to attack my left, it would leave his right flank eposed, but if- Blue's thought is interrupted as Green leans in to move one of the pawns. Blue watches the move in surprise. Green, also thinking: Can I move this piece over here? Green looks at Blue, who looks at the board between them in astonishment. Blue: Wow. That was not a move I'd have seen coming. Now I have no idea what your plan is. Blue looks up to Green, and both calmly look each other in the eye. Green: Bold of you to assume I have a plan.

Tabitha Scarlet slouched on a couch drinking from a glass bottle, pointing a tv remote towards the viewer. there is also a photoshopped image of a bowl of mac and cheese on her lap

this is what Tabitha is doing when MC ditches her on Wednesday #ScarletHollow

I did the lines while my good friend @saltycoughdrop.bsky.social did the colors!

“Hmm, I wonder why the ground looks green?”
“Oh!” 🤯

four panel comic, real rough sketches 1. car driving through town, birds is air. toddler in back kicking the shit out of the seat says “too many buhds mama!” 2. me in drivers seat: “too… too many birds?” toddler still kicking the shit out of the backseat: “yah” 3. me, unsure: “how… many birds SHOULD there be?” 4. kid looking out window, facial expression one of squinting disdain: “ONE buhd”

there can be only one

#comic

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sleeping, cuddled up together in bed. Green has wiggled himself entirely on Blue's side of the bed, pressing against him. Both of the foxes are startled awake as Green bolts up, eyes wide. Green: I sent the peanut delivery to the wrong address and my alien grandma fell outside and I can't find the- Green pauses, collecting himself. Blue looks at him, still somewhat shaken. Green: Wait... That was a dream, wasn't it? Blue: Yep. Relieved, Green settles back down. Now wide awake, Blue looks at him. Green: Oh good.

Not that guy, but I usually use some combo of a toothpick and needle. Scrape all of it together then scrape up and out

Cards for sorrow, cards for pain

When you're a 6 on the Kinsey scale talking to a 5

wandersong good game
#art #digitalart #fanart #wandersong

Leaving MAGA - Leaving MAGA MISSION STATEMENT Empower others to leave MAGA and tell their stories. Foster reconciliation with their friends and family. Develop movement leaders to help others leave. Dear MAGA Americans, I was a ...

If you have MAGA friends/relatives:
Some now see that they're victims of the man they supported & believed,but are unable to move forward, b/c it is an actual cult. People can't easily just leave.
Share this link quietly.
Leave it open where they see it.
#USDemocracy #Voices4Victory
LeavingMaga.org

Can’t stop watching this!!! 💥😆

#gaga

𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔥𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔯

Music by @tttlllrrr.bsky.social 👹

Screenshot of a tweet: “The creator of Nutella, Francesco Rivella, has died on Valentine's Day”

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

Okay so when shopping for furniture - Solid wood, that’s the best stuff. Then there is wood veneer, usually under a particle board. Not as good but not as expensive. Won’t last as long but has real wood veneer. Then there is wood effect, and this is the cheapest and lowest quality.

Otherwise I'd just say "Hello"

I take my lunch from 11:30 to 12:00 to avoid this. But if I had to choose....

Even though I've never started an email like that....

Hmmmm.... Good midday. Not like anyone will read it anyway

cat enjoying the fireworks 🥰

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@birdy39.bsky.social WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!

John Totleben was inking my pencils on Marty Pasko's final issue of SAGA OF THE SWAMP THING #19, at the same time he was inking Dan Day's pencils (pg. 1, left) from Alan Moore's first script, SOTST #20. You have no, no, no idea how much intensive work John Totleben did in one month. Here's a clue.

I was pretty sure they were gaslighting me, but we talked about it, and they convinced me that I was the one who was actually doing the gaslighting.