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Revised Manfred runner rule: on an intentional walk, a batter may take one base per home run they've hit that game.

Five of the past 10 years have had storms with an "M" name reach category 5, make landfall as a major hurricane, and cause 50+ deaths and $10B+ in damages: Matthew, Maria, Michael, Milton, Melissa (TBD but seems certain). Watch out for Marco next year.

Honestly, I'm just surprised they didn't reach into their rolodex of "undecided voters" who happen to chair their county Republican parties

"What should we do about it?"
"Depends."

George Soros : wait there were how many protestors?

Aide : over 7 million sir

George Soros : i am never gonna financially recover from this

A lot of centrist commentators who genuinely got worked up about the unforgivably insulting nature of "cling to guns and religion" or "basket of deplorables" are weirdly silent about Trump portraying himself as literally shitting on American cities

Not helping him shake the allegations of needing diapers

She just so happens to be the daughter-in-law of Alan Levanthal, the former Ambassador to Denmark and founder of one of the largest REITs in the US.

"Does it look cool? Yes.

Will their wrist shatter the moment they fire? Absolutely."

Careful, JD Vance is on this site

For privacy's sake, let's call him Tyler R... no, that's too obvious... let's say T. Robinson.

I'm going to be there in a couple weeks--was there anything in particular you enjoyed far more than you thought you would?

Trump team ends $18m program designed to ID domestic terrorists before they attack Administration is axing an $18 million program designed to identify and prevent attacks committed by individual perpetrators, an increasingly growing trend in domestic terrorism

anyway

It didn't when Scalise or Trump were shot.

Democracy is a system in which parties occasionally lose elections.

everyone on the internet thinks they're an expert in hoermeneutics

So that they do not have to spend the first two hours of the 90 minute meeting being monologued at about how it's a witch hunt

H2H results for each of the top 3-4 vote-getters in the first round is doable, though.

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While this is only the seventh or eighth most objectionable part of that statement: the B-2 is a fighter now?

Lobster fight meme, but it's all The Worst Person You Know

Twitter right now

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

He's not smart enough to have a grand plan for it. He would do the same thing he does with everything else, give it to Grok and see what it spits out (and ignore the results if they're woke).

Sherman's March through the Sea

Just incredible

That's pretty extra omnes

I would chip in twenty bucks to get this skeet professionally framed, printed, and hand-delivered to him.

I… do gotta hand it to Bret Stephens.

the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time