@hundredmelons.bsky.social
Normal and cool.
Its important to have a crisis of confidence every once in a while. Keep things in perspective.
15.11.2025 10:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0metroid prime 4 still not looking good gang...
14.11.2025 20:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my personal 9/11 was when the Twin Towers were taken out of the Sopranos intro.
14.11.2025 00:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Donald Trump should say that all those emails were about Donald Trump Jr.
12.11.2025 21:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anyone else getting low key pedophile vibes from this Epstein guy?
12.11.2025 20:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0new york times headline: new emails reveal potential relationship between epstein and trump
the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together
Feels like it finally hit its stride.
12.11.2025 04:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0twin peaks the return
12.11.2025 04:10 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0i know i'm psycho for this, but the only board game i actually enjoy playing is Risk.
11.11.2025 19:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0According to one of those shady public information sites, I'm married. Weird way for me to find out.
11.11.2025 18:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not at liberty to discuss how much peppermint bark ive consumed in the last three days.
10.11.2025 19:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
oh my god
10.11.2025 18:16 β π 6456 π 1202 π¬ 41 π 378One of my favorite Reddit ticks is when they say they're keeping it vague and proceed to list off a ton of hyper specific details. It'd be less vague if you posted birth dates and social security numbers!
09.11.2025 20:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Love being in the big city getting to experience all sorts of things i never see back home. 20 year olds doing Tik Tok dances, a couple wearing matching "where has all the rum gone" t-shirts, bicycles twisted in strange non-euclidean configurations.
09.11.2025 00:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The first track on the new Danny Brown album sounds like it was performed by the Trans Siberian Orchestra.
08.11.2025 15:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Saw two hot guys looking at an enclosed display of expensive funko pops... this world is broken.
07.11.2025 20:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's 80 fucking degrees on November 5th and I saw someone entering Walmart wearing a Christmas sweater.
05.11.2025 19:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special
If youβre still in line, STAY IN LINE
05.11.2025 01:04 β π 20069 π 3660 π¬ 869 π 603Trump's Truth Social is going to be sooooo funny for the next few days.
05.11.2025 02:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this is what the bari weiss news media revolution has brought us
05.11.2025 01:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0??????????
05.11.2025 01:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is the most fucked Sonic Heroes team
05.11.2025 00:45 β π 2060 π 588 π¬ 13 π 2Even cats can get addicted to slot machines
03.11.2025 23:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If I wrote a modern day version of Dante's Inferno, the people behind the Ticketmaster app would get their own circle of hell.
03.11.2025 01:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hard to imagine ever disliking anyone as much as i dislike JD Vance.
31.10.2025 23:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Getting fucking crazy for Halloween (continuing the Gravity's Rainbow re-read and going to sleep at 9 PM).
31.10.2025 22:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Halloween always makes me think about the bank teller that was aggressively flirting with me telling me about her sexy witch costume and i was just like "oh okay" and didn't realize she was coming on to me until months later.
31.10.2025 01:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ah yes a contractor van with a made-up sounding company name parked around the corner from my house. Not going to fixate on it or anything!
30.10.2025 22:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
