molly zapruder

if you look up the word “ally” in the dictionary, there’s a picture of my girlfriend, and she looks STUNNING

papaya dog at 6th ave & w 4th closed should i end it all

i’d have it parked outside my house and stand there waxing it to a high shine and soaking up the compliments all day

it is my dream to someday be the long-term lessee of a real guma dumpster

telling my beautiful girlfriend about how jared fogle is a sovereign citizen now at the mets game

it’s… so good

no seeds or stems, no mold, strong enough to make me scared

my craziest new york city story is that i once bought perfectly decent weed in washington sq park at 4 am

nice ad hominem

okay but we did get to hang out

have fun i know you love muro & you’re right to do it

spiritual sequel to second empire justice

if you could feel the electricity between us, you’d understand

hey please don’t be mad at me everyone, but @whstancil.bsky.social and i hooked up again. i know he’s a loser, but it’s magnetic when we’re together

this was designed in a lab to make me cry

YouTube video by The Verlaines - Topic Death And The Maiden

jonah said this song would be perfect if it wasn’t for the circus part toward the end, and i don’t know if i fully agree, but i’ll give it to him bc he’s handsome
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not to brag but i was in my high school gsa as an ally

sat next to guy piciotto at jury duty

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this is one of the better songs i’ve ever heard
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once had a whole conversation with this man. he was wearing a maga hat that said “make family law constitutional again” and kept saying “you like that, don’t you?” and pointing up at it

have said this before but still maintain that the awful richard thompson guitar outro is the most offensive part of this song it’s fine when she sings “still kinda look like a guy”

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hi jennifer i love you

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your post made me think of this. i hope you’re having a good night music.youtube.com/watch?v=RLIV...

YouTube video by Amanaz - Topic Khala My Friend (Reverb Mix)

had never heard the reverb mixes of this record before this morning. extremely beautiful
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the thing that makes skag heaven so good is the jocks vs freaks tension, but i’m glad the jocks just won on the opener
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thanks, ted. you were my hero when i was 16, and it’s really special to grow up and learn that you’re every bit as good a person as you are a rock n roller

silver lining in the world right now is that francisco lindor’s walk up song is my girl because he loves his wife soooooo much

we really made it work. she seemed very happy with the bike. i told my coworker all about fentanyl and she said “i want to try that.” never followed up, hope she didn’t

2010, going glassy eyed watching the fentany sucker lolling around a probably-dying woman’s mouth as she explains all of the adjustments she needs me to make to her bike because of the constant, excruciating pain she’s in