Brynn

one of my besties just told me about her fav alcoholic drink: "spicy milk"

put on my girlfriends panties and have been hit by the realization that I need to buy bigger underwear this shit is so fucking comfy

also like flamingos in the extremophile fashion

the thing gingers wont tell you is that we stay orange by eating/drinking orange things. those of us whom are "strawberry blonde" just don't have fondness for the flavor. we are like flamingos in this way

went to buy orange soda pop per my usual need- put it down near the till because they dont want it on the belt usually and then wholesale forgot it. Well now I can go back and get Orange and Cola

keep almost eating shit because of this cabbage Im keeping on my bedroom floor

my girlfriend has started calling me "booty ham sandwhich" and "daddy unfortunate dick"

piss = feet -> to me

I'd be a feeders wet dream if I had 15% less self control

need to stop myself from drinking glasses of cream

piss is like feet to me

she's gonna call me a bad dog and flick me between the eyes :(

my girlfriend moves like she's about to hit me and I look at her with big innocent eyes because I know she would never

she holds her hand towards my forehead in a flicking gesture and I cry out and flee

I think a lot more nonbinary people should seriously consider whether they want to start hrt

never apologize for your posters soul

idc who you can get on your side if you try to tell me again about how your favorite thing about conscious surgery is the smells I'm driving to your house

so you did full send this one huh

I gotta make concrete steps to set up the fish tank that will help a lot with the petless feeling

I cannot have a puppy but I want one I deserve one

a hog being cranked. it has gears on its back

cranking my hog

you are so beautiful!!! I love this jacket its so cute

my take away to this is that I need to make some positive stress 😈

been feeling like I've just been floating through life lately and I think I feel that way because I don't have any major stressors currently which is I think the first time this has happened since I was a little kid

pangolins 💖

my inability to remember notable figures in pop culture or politics (that arent applicable to canada) does mean I did think JD Vance actually looked like that for a while

may need to leave tumblr for a while because if I see 1 more "transandrophobia is real" idiot I'm gonna lose it

this shit is why I cant find any community with trans mascs online

guy asks his buddy: Can I bum ur cart his buddy says “ya” and puts the pen up to his mouth. guy starts coughing real bad, he asks: w-what is that, delta? buddy says: it’s battery it’s What? “I'm Smoking battery” he says

I adore you but dw this post was a joke but it is good to know I will later be utilizing that feature for when I pervert post

no you're okay hahaha this is a joke you're allowed to call me a chaser you're cynthias girlfriend its your inhereted right

is there a way to turn off reposts on this app