old pussy #OldPussy

i gave her explicit permission to eat anything int he house including little treats :)

there’s something so magical about hangin out in da airport. anything is possible here. go anywhere. be anyone. drink a brisk iced tea at 250% markup

“go see a doctor” i did and they said that i am like a scared wild animal in a cage

don’t tell me that a bp of 180/120 is warrant for calling 911 i get worse than 180/120 just going to the pharmacy and speaking to the mean pharmacy assistants

bodhisattva? like from the steely dan song?

this isn’t a ploy to get people to say happy birthday god’s putting me back in the cave because i’m his chud son

nobody has wished me happy birthday today so i have to go back into the cave and shoot myself 500000 times

christmas movie where a city girl falls for a cowboy but they're both horny lesbians

media and design jobs are so fake wdym i’m looking up shapes at 9:30am

swim in the ocean clothes on

going through public humiliation rituals at the pharmacy

saw a bunch of dark-eyed juncos on the roof of the building next to my office and started crying. they’re all so round and they love eating bugs out of the moss

also nobody talks about how versatile canned beans are. you get some cannellini beans and you get some coconut milk, lemon, pepper, white wine, and parmesan and you make the SEXIEST beans. no one is talking about this. send me 40 dollars RIGHT NOW

alcohol makes me a flight risk

love to see u post thirst traps in my old clothes. it’s so chic honestly

she jokingly knighted me and i got hard

realized that my girl’s new sword can be used in a sex way

girlfriend got a sword for christmas and she’s making it everyone’s problem

i’m so sorry that your worldview is so shallow and bleak that you can’t see that the grinch and martha may whovier are a butchfemme couple

beautiful!!

which one

goku saying faggot REAL leaked audio

god gives his most recurrent utis to the me

anything i post i have 2-3 transsexuals advising me. sometimes even a transmasc

dr told me “long pussy” gf told me “old pussy” #makesYouthink

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me if i was a dead deer floating in a lake # OldPussy