Bone themed butch

Mmmmmmm…. Aluminum

I don’t think those people have forgotten it. They just never believed it in the first place when it came to trans women.

Die.

Most things could be improved through the addition of feathers. Dinosaurs really did knock it outta the park with that one.

Winds Suck Dicks

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

Real, true, and based

Dr. House? More like B.S.C apartment

the point of polyamory isnt to deconstruct damaging ideas around the nature of love or to expand your romantic and sexual horizons. the point of polyamory is to embarrass your partner in front of the people they wanna fuck. thats what this is all for.

"mornin', Ralph"
"mornin', Sam"

I’m chewing on the fucking drywall get me out of heeeeeeerreeeee

You know, people think time travel is impossible but in fact it exists! All you need to do is visit your parents and you will be immediately transported back to being 16 years old!

I don’t think you have to worry much I heard they’re booked up on that front today.

What kinda sword we talking about?

Through global cooperation this could be reality, and look at how glorious it is

My new core political belief is that we must annihilate Alberta and Saskatchewan for the purpose of recreating the western interior seaway and then recreate dolycorincops for my amusement

We’ve done it, we’ve fully integrated poly service tops into pet play. Next, world domination or something.

to expect good things to come of my free will is usually a fools endeavour tbh.

Bush pride flag

I have reasonable emotional response to real issues that totally justify them

The next person who states with immense amounts of misplaced confidence that any point during the Mesozoic had a meaningfully higher level of oxygen in the atmosphere and also that somehow affected the sizes of vertebrates shall meet their end by my fucking blade I swear on my name

Gaper clam? I hardly know ‘er clam