Dario Argender

Love when people use the “Japan has very strict immigration policies, are they racist?” Argument like they cooked and ate. Because the answer is “yes, very racist. Mostly against the Chinese. Which will melt your racist little brain for obvious reasons“

Spotify ranking of most played artists as of this month, with the artists who have played the Superbowl marked in green (will put an asterisk after them in this list) # Artist 1 Bruno Mars * 2 The Weeknd * 3 Taylor Swift 4 Rihanna * 5 Justin Bieber 6 Lady Gaga * 7 Coldplay * 8 Bad Bunny * 9 Billie Eilish 10 Drake

He's the eighth most popular artist on Spotify right now. Of those, the only two people more popular who haven't already played it are Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber, and I can guarantee Swift has been asked pretty much every year.

Im a ranch connoisseur IYKYK. Hidden Valley need to stop playing and go ahead and write that check 😂😂😂🙌🏾

Impressive how a channel I've watched for years can do a single video & that makes me nope out & unsubscribe.

AI, the great leveller. Double whammy of out of nowhere AI use & then "hey, you should get with God because God loves you"

Turns out they are part of an anti lgbtq church, so no support.

this goes so fuckin hard

”A revolution must be started by yourself. An egg, opened from the outside, is food; opened from the inside, it is a new life.“

Ovum exteriore apertum cibus, interiore vita nova.
Revolutio exteriore est incursio.

An airline security card but instead of oxygen masks, it's squid. Just roll with it.

Secure your own squid first before helping others.

(I'm disproportionately proud of this drawing.)

A story in the parts

A story in three parts

This is pure Twin Peaks and I love it.

*looks up the show to see which one episode I saw* ahh, I watched the second episode. Apparently Jimmy Saville was on the first episode, so it's a toss up on who is the worst person on that episode.

One of my proudest achievements is being early on the rocky gervais fucking sucks train. He had a pre office chat show called Meet Ricky gervais, which was just him being mean spirited to people better than him, but it was okay because he called himself a bit of a cunt at the start. Hated him then.

Well you're the only short YouTube documentary on the Dutch polders in my heart.

Watching the Harry Hill show with CMAT. There's a section about windmills & polders which makes me go "I just watched the Map Men episode today" Then CMAT said she watched the same episode.So now me, @cmatbaby.bsky.social, @jayforeman.bsky.social & @markcooperjones.bsky.social are basically friends

i say this as someone with at least a mild background in cybersecurity — tiktok is now trump/fedgov spyware. you need to delete your account and app ASAP. just because the app isn‘t open doesn’t mean they won’t be harvesting your personal data to target you. queer folx get the fuck off that app

Legitimately yes. It's a fabulous system, it gets results and has the benefit of not causing any post exercise aches or discomfort.

It's fabulous for sure. I managed to do it for about three months a couple of years back and I lost 20 lbs. I just can't seem to get myself focused for it this year

Me: I will do DDPYOGA daily this year so I look sexy as fuck on holiday.

Times doing yoga this year: 0

@maffewgregg.bsky.social
Get that on botchamania 😂

This is how I found out this news

I hate just how many good reasonable compassionate people I'm around who still drop the anti immigration talking points. Someone in work, perfectly reasonable in all other positions, telling me about "fighting age men" coming over to the UK with their beliefs of wanting to exterminate us all...

That one is buckwild because that's not an English thing at all.

Might not be quite what you're after here, but RRR is the most relentlessly bonkers action films I've ever seen. It starts at about an 8 in the joyously absurd rankings.

EAT
ELOPE
OAR
REPCAT

I’m fed up of stupid scared people.

This item and its purpose.

Also if you were in a wheelchair, you physically couldn't get on a bus.

I realize I need to get a commission of Nick and Judy dressed as Sam and Max 💜

If Zootopia was a 90s film, there would be a spin off cartoon series where Nick and Judy are detectives or they run a hotel or something.

a man in a suit is holding a pink object ALT: a man in a suit is holding a pink object

i miss when this guy was the only LLM

YouTube video by SwinesheadWWM Shooting Stars - Masterchef

It's a Funko pop collection in film form. It's just this: youtu.be/0hK8EbafSlg?...

In like the past 5 minutes they have referenced the dark crystal, thriller, Duran Duran, New Order and Buckaroo Banzai and Saturday night fever.

I'm half watching Ready Player One in work and holy fuck it seems bad. There's making cultural references and then there's...I just saw a character reference an old advert and they say "hey, remember that old advert" Goro just had a chestburster come out of them. It's like AI slop as a full film.