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Either the human Jewish version of J. Fred Muggs or famous colon whisperer for Hollywood celebs pro bono. World's 119th most knowledgeable Baywatch aficionado
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04.11.2025 07:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government.
She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.
So I confronted him.
Which country will win the World Series: Canada, or Japan
21.10.2025 03:15 — 👍 1251 🔁 145 💬 30 📌 20The Seahawks are not prepared for the psychological weight they are carrying right now lol.
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Nirvana the drink
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love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this
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The ocean looking pretty sweet
06.10.2025 19:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watch what you post
10.09.2025 20:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
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Bri: we need to unload our shares before then.
Vincent: I’m on it
Bri: Be discreet
Vincent: of course.
Bri: oh my god. Did you see Michael’s hat?
Vincent: Oh fuck. Ha ha.
Bri: he looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe.
Vincent: what the hell even is it?
The caption says it's Willow Creek Jasper, but it looks like meat and pickles and onions and sauce on a flatbread
I'm sorry, but I need you to see this rock that looks like a sandwich that I just found on Instagram.
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This floppy is from 2001. Early computer programming class. They handed us these the same day they taught us sex ed. One of the boys drafted a vagina using Logo, I assume as a trauma response
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We used to be a proper country
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I make this face at people when they take pictures of me I guess
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Life is worth living
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Toomgis
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This is missing the first two rounds of soup and roast. I think I might die on this couch
20.07.2025 22:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Doing whiskey shots with your mom is an underrated activity. Doing whiskey shots with your dad is an overrated activity
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Remember when Cory Booker did the longest filibuster ever and that led to absolutely nothing happening except for an update to a Wikipedia article?
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Horrible picture of myself
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Love Island has presented us with one of the worst tattoos of all time
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Album haul
30.05.2025 22:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0how can anyone claim The Bear is the best depiction of working at a restaurant when the Barratie Arc of One Piece is right there
29.05.2025 12:14 — 👍 1149 🔁 123 💬 43 📌 21Be more Brazilian next time
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