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Justin Mangue

@justinmangue.bsky.social

I’m just here for the free donuts

25 Followers  |  32 Following  |  13 Posts  |  Joined: 23.01.2025  |  1.7066

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The ICE situation is so bad that Happy Meals now come with documentation to prove that Grimace is allowed to be in the country.

01.11.2025 22:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@dreamquestgames.bsky.social that would be amazing! I can come by the store this weekend.

23.09.2025 23:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Beautiful haul! I will definitely snag Mario’s Time Machine next time I’m in the area, if it’s still there.

22.09.2025 01:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There was no meteor that made the dinosaurs go extinct. It was just Turok.

08.07.2025 16:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Modern sewers & sanitation, mankind’s second most important innovation after the 6502 processor.

11.05.2025 17:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fatherhood is choking down the cranberry juice, orange juice & cheese sandwich your 4 year old made you while pretending like it’s butter poached lobster from The French Laundry.

27.04.2025 16:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Congrats on your retirement and for being an inspiration to so many DMs.

08.04.2025 23:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NARC should be arresting/busting Dr Mario. I mean just look at all those pills he’s pushing

08.04.2025 04:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy birthday!

20.03.2025 04:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Suffering through all those Dizzy games is a level of commitment to the role exceeding what any Oscar award winning actor has have ever done.

19.03.2025 23:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m holding out for the free ad-supported version of Vampire Survivors where pop-in videos are a weapon option. The final evolution randomly crashes and reloads the whole game.

15.03.2025 16:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“Rise from your grave!”

30.01.2025 21:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of the fun things about being a WFH techie parent is that you’re never really sure if a technical issue is because a component failed, or if your kid just unplugged a random wire somewhere.

27.01.2025 23:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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