👻 ghoulish geargie 👻

The orc from Return of the King saying “The age of men is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.” He is wearing a Santa hat

Natalie Portman in Black Swan being menaced by a doppelganger in the mirror

When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs

happy halloweener! 🎃

I’ve adopted a gaggle of them who ask to come to my classroom for recess and lunch and we listen to emo together

smiling lady covered in a mint greet with a grey cat (Tuna Melt) perched atop a big white pillow like some kind of gift or offering. There is another tabby cat (Ham Sandwich) stretched out between the lady’s legs and asleep

“She died the way she lived, drowning in pussy…cats.” @lethallyra.bsky.social

went to my first soup party (everyone brings a soup) and won an award

aw, bitch 🥹

okay so I actually HATE full body shots but I’m trying to be more kind to myself so here’s a fit check from our date yesterday

A beautiful, smiling woman with short blue hair in a striped dress and leather jacket

A skeleton purse

My account is turning into a @lethallyra.bsky.social fan page but who can blame me???! #lgbtqcouple

(also look at my cool new bag)

Movies to Watch This October - [ ] Practical Magic - [ ] Alien - [ ] The Ring - [ ] Gremlins - [ ] The Rocky Horror Picture Show* - [ ] 1988 The Blob - [ ] The Craft - [ ] The Thing (80s) - [ ] The Witches - [ ] Creature From the Black Lagoon, Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein, The Wolfman - [ ] Cabin in the Woods - [ ] Little Shop of Horrors - [ ] The Eyes of the Mothman - [ ] The Nightmare Before Christmas - [x] Event Horizon - [x] Trick ‘r Treat - [x] The Aadam’s Family - [x] Monster Squad - [x] The Faculty

Showed my wife Event Horizon for the first time as part of our October movie watchlist. She said “What the FUCK?” the correct number of times 9/10

woman with big naturals in a black halter top, black sweater, and yellow/black floral 3/4 skirt standing with hands on hips. She has blue hair.

2 weeks post spinal surgery! Ice packs are my friends but I was out of the house for 4 whole hours!

“I’m not an alien—I’m discontent.”

The Faculty is TOP TIER

i really thought it would be different this time

i thought things had changed, that i’d make the right choice

i’ll never learn. i just keep letting myself get hurt*

*this post brought to you by #buffalosauce

hey guys wanna see my reason for living? #dog #bakedpotato #seniordog

I wanna give a heartfelt shout out to @dropout.tv for being my comfort while recovering from spine surgery!!! I SWEAR it’s not just the pain meds talking

happy #caturday lads

I believe this to my core. They're using trans people as a test case to dismantle individual rights in the US.

😈

hey guys I just woke up what happened?

WHENEVER! Ugh she’s so beautiful I got consumed with the pictures and forgot to proofread

.5 picture taken from above making the woman in frame appear small. She is wearing a blue shirt that says “kindness” and denim shorts

.5 picture taken from above making the woman in frame appear small. She is wearing a black bodycon dress, green lipstick, and back boots

.5 picture taken from above making the woman in frame appear small. She is wearing a green shirt with black overalls

.5 picture taken from above making the woman in frame appear small. She is wearing a black graphic tee, black denim shorts, and black boots with fishnets

Whatever I take a picture of my gorgeous wife, I also make her take a .5 and add it to an album called “tiny wife”. She’s the cutest!!!!!! @lethallyra.bsky.social

a woman in a suit says everything hurts and i 'm dying . Alt: a woman in a suit says everything hurts and i 'm dying .

hashtag back pain

It's just a sports ban.
It's just a bathroom ban.
It's just a healthcare for kids ban.
It's just a military service ban.
It's just a federal jobs ban.
It's just a university housing ban.
It's just a passport & visa ban.
It's just one Constitutional right.
It's just your status as free citizens.

I’m stuck on Joe Rogaine being considered news 🤢

I need Democratic online types to understand that because of this, Newsom is dead to me. Dead. I'd sooner vote for an actual corpse. There is no hope, none, that he'll win me over, *because he has established he is a bad person*. There's no coming back from this. Take my advice and move the fuck on.

Happy birthday, dude!!! 🩷

Does anyone have any recommendations for sleeping with herniated discs? I’m going to cry if I can figure out how to sleep!!!!!!

Gavin Newsom is a transphobe "show me the evidence" thread, for all those Vote Blue No Matter Who posters in your replies.

this isn't the guy. push back on everyone who is trying to convince you the primary has been decided years in advance with a guy that loses in the general.

Ya girl’s getting back surgery! This is fine! Everything’s fine!

chicken soup for the fuckass soul