Jeffy 🌿

𝘗𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘯'𝘴 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴

I can't handle it. It's too funny.

If you want more quality smears like this, from the shittest rags money can buy, then you'd best join the Greens asap. If we work together we might be able to get some biblical insults! "The Devil's cloaca" maybe?

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𝘗𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘯'𝘴 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴. That's hilarious.

I wonder what they think is 'dangerous' about Starmer. His policies seem about right for the Express. Perhaps the racism hasn't been vitriolic enough? Maybe he needs to dial down the "beige accountant" energy and chuck in some slurs.

I can already see the smear in the papers: "WOKE university academic cabal blocks housing plans for ordinary Brits with new red tape"

Oh, the proposed houses? They'll be completely unaffordable, but perfectly suited as investments for market speculation. Naturally.

A fuzzy photo of Claudia Winkleman from The Traitors UK

A patch of freshly sprouted goosegrass.

Don't be fooled by its innocuous appearance. This nice little herby thing is recently sprouted goosegrass, and there is only malevolence in its heart.

It wasn't mishandled. Western governments actively participated in genocide.

We can't let our leaders rewrite history to absolve themselves of their crimes against humanity. They knew what they were doing and they did it anyway.

The Green Party just voted to reform trans healthcare. What does this bold new policy look like? Promoted by LGBTIQA+ Greens (Green Party), c/o PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ

What we're calling for: - The end of segregation in trans healthcare. - Ending the torture of conversion therapy. - Moving the NHS to an informed consent model. - Expanding the range of funded transition care. - Access to affirming healthcare for trans youth. - NHS support for people who seld-medicate or use private care. - Real support for detransitioning people. Promoted by LGBTIQA+ Greens (Green Party), c/o PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ

How we get there: - Closing the existing Gender Identity Clinics and supporting GPs with training and funding to care for trans people. - Lifting the politically motivated ban on 'puberty blockers'. - Starting a government funded, trans-led, inquiry into past NHS treatment of trans people. - Including & prioritising trans expertise in independent care reviews. - Passing a trans-inclusive ban on 'conversion therapy'. Promoted by LGBTIQA+ Greens (Green Party), c/o PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ

We don't have to accept the status quo. Trans greens logo in the middle with the text "Trans Greens" with "Greens for Trans Liberation" underneath. Why not read the full policy? Link in the next post. Promoted by LGBTIQA+ Greens (Green Party), c/o PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ

Green Party Conference recently passed some amazing healthcare policy for the trans community. It commits us to an informed consent model of trans healthcare, a trans-led public inquiry into NHS care, a trans-inclusive ban on conversion therapy, and so much more.

A photo of a manically grinning woman with the caption "Our exciting journey into authoritarianism"

People capable of fooling the bureaucracy well enough to cheat a funding application process are famously susceptible to letters.

It's intended to suppress protest and dissent more generally.

That's what the police are for. They are not here to help us.

How many of those almost-a-fifth just used Google and don't have the sense to ignore the shitty AI summary?

Conservatives have to lie because their ideology is unsupported by reality.

The politicians doing this are telling us, very loudly, exactly who they are. It pays to listen.

Are vulnerable people the 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 threat to continued human existence? Our sponsors at this uranium fracking petro-drone defence contractor think so.

Why do we need a centre right?

They don't make anything better when they're in government, and they shift the Overton window further to the right by scapegoating marginalised people to justify austerity.

What purpose do they solve?

Mine aren't showing up even days later! It's like only me and people following me can see anything I do. I though I might have turned on some privacy setting by mistake, but I don't think so.

It's bizarre!

She's ridiculously talented!

We have a lil rainbow unicorn we display at markets that’s not for sale but the kids love and Tahl sells a lot of rainbow unicorn mugs (and rainbow mushroom mugs)

Could well be! I should probably just be patient. The dev team being all weird at the moment had me a little spooked is all.

It goes all the way back to the PCSC legislation pushed through by the Tories, and probably even further than that.

I'm not sure there is an end. Dissent against the status quo cannot be tolerated and the usual scapegoats are themselves becoming dangerous. Direct suppression will only get worse.

'the Jews' are not influencing anyone. Jewish people are not some sort of hive mind monolith.

Is it possible to get shadowbanned on Bluesky? None of my comments show up anywhere if I'm logged out. Kind of strange.

Oh wow, this is far more Normal™ than I am capable of processing right now

I think there is a point to be made about institutionalised racism, and how poverty often means racialised people are forced together into neighbourhoods that have been left to crumble.

However. That point should not be made by Robert Jenrick, on account of him being a disgusting racist.

"Impossible to make upgrades...after years of neglect"

gosh I wonder whose responsibility it was to maintain them

A cluster of strange, spherical, spotty, tan-coloured toadstools of various sizes. They are nestled among some large clover leaves and there's a full clover flower in the foreground. To the left is a tiny speedwell with a single sky-blue flower.

Wild sheep eggs!

They look tasty but don't be fooled; they're not like the ones you can find at the shops. Wild sheep incubate their eggs 2-3 times longer than domesticated sheep, and the eggs are more mealy and bitter as a result.

They can be okay for baking though, if you know what you're doing!

The mainstream right is the essential firewall against the far right.

This is the core misunderstanding of the whole piece.

Right wing politics are entirely about convincing ordinary people that the owning class are on their side. To maintain the lie there must be a scapegoat.

When society crumbles, like now, they have to scapegoat harder. They create the far right.

"In order to make the thing nobody wants profitable, we will make it much worse"

Courageous leadership is exposing that the people saying everything's impossible are the ones making it impossible.

I caught Kyogre in AS and it seems to have unlocked a ton of legendaries. Looking forward to a stupid strategy with just Water and Normal types.

Soak stops STAB, Skill Swap>Contrary blocks stat boosts, T-Wave, Wish, Aqua Ring... and only basic pokeballs. Endurance fight! Lanturn, Spinda, Vaporeon?