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Freelance Culture Writer with bylines at Slashfilm, Consequence, and The Spool. Head full of Simpsons quotes & Mountain Goats lyrics. Email: theandrewblog [at] gmail [dot] com

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Controversial #StarTrek opinion:

Worf was a hesitant but ultimately good and accepting father to Alexander in TNG. It's DS9 that turned him into a terrible dad.

29.09.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"It's sixteen miles to the promise land,
And I promise you, I'm doing the best I can."

28.09.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Forgive my ignorance. Are they not doing dubs because dubs cost more money given the actors who have to be paid for the additional work?

27.09.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A cover band but they're all doctors

Med Zeppelin

26.09.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the demon gimmick is spoken for

25.09.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey kids

You're gonna feel scared. That's okay. I was scared too.

But you're also gonna feel joy. A joy so big you're gonna wonder if you'd ever really felt joy before.

It'll make you wonder what other beautiful things are hiding in your heart.

And you'll find those too.

#letters4transkids

24.09.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Sending good cat vibes!

24.09.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd love to see Jek-14, the Freemakers, and that corner of the world be more explored/included! Though I'll acknowledge some of the elements of their stories are a bit out there.

There's a character in Jedi Survivor with a force arm, so at least that facet of Jek-14's deal lives on in some way!

20.09.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This made my day. Turns out my essay on 'Groundhog Day' for Consequence is cited multiple times on the movie's Wikipedia page, and I'm not sure I've ever felt so honored. Still proud of that one.

Shout out to Matt Melis for greenlighting it and @lizshannonmiller.com for running it again!

20.09.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The funny thing about Paradise Lost is that its version of Satan's fall is essentially just God as the owner of a company who announces that his son is going to be everyone's new supervisor, with Satan as a disgruntled employee who grumbles that "I should be in charge rather than that nepo baby!"

19.09.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gone Girl with the Wind

17.09.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A display in Target with a banner reading "Latino Heritage Month" with a shelf full of Jack Skellington mugs.

A display in Target with a banner reading "Latino Heritage Month" with a shelf full of Jack Skellington mugs.

What better way is there to celebrate Latino Heritage Month than with a Jack Skellington mug?

14.09.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The imagery from that day has been played and replayed and even injected into blockbusters so many times, to the point that it can be desensitizing. But the feeling of that day -- how uncertain everything seemed, how the people we admired and cared about were affected by it -- retains all its power.

11.09.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My sharpest memory from that day is seeing my math teacher, as jovial and light-hearted an educator as there ever was, weeping in front of the whole school assembly over how many lives had been lost.

11.09.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Visitor completely wrecked me

10.09.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Hamton Pig, Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, and Plucky Duck in various cowboy outfits in an old west town.

Hamton Pig, Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, and Plucky Duck in various cowboy outfits in an old west town.

A version of Rick Sanchez in a dingy pair of overalls kicking a bucket in front of an old farmhouse.

A version of Rick Sanchez in a dingy pair of overalls kicking a bucket in front of an old farmhouse.

TV Serendipity Is: accidentally watching wild west pastiches from both Tiny Toon Adventures and Rick and Morty in the same day. #TVSerendipity

10.09.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FWIW, I do think you can use the fact that the serum was originally designed for Spock, and then molecularly reversed by a human who's no expert in genetic engineering, to handwave away the most problematic elements here. But I still disike the broad Vulcan caricatures in and of themselves.

09.09.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not being Vulcan, I'm no mind reader but I bet the writers viewed the episode as a spiritual succesor to "Charades" from last season, and thought it'd be clever to invoke the serum from that episode as the means of transformation. I can appreciate the idea in principle but again, the implications...

09.09.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed! We got a bit of that in the Lower Decks episode that introduced T'Lyn, and I thought LD handled things much better, both in the humor department and in the "understanding Vulcans" department.

09.09.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I blanched at the Vulcan bioessentialism too, and Osler makes a ton of good points here. But I also think the writers probably just wanted to do a wacky Vulcan episode and didn't think too hard about the implications. I saw the serum as a means to an end, not necessarily indicative of a broader POV.

09.09.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Wicket from the Ewoks cartoon superimposed into the music video for Radiohead's "Creep" signing, "But I'm a creep. I'm a lurdo."

Wicket from the Ewoks cartoon superimposed into the music video for Radiohead's "Creep" signing, "But I'm a creep. I'm a lurdo."

I watched these both a couple years ago. They don't always hold up (Droids especially), but it blows my mind that Paul Dini, of Batman: The Animated Series fame, ran the Ewoks cartoon. If you squint, you can see his little signatures as a writer in that show.

08.09.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Derrick Henry is in a purple Baltimore Ravens' jersey, staring blankly at the camera, while a literal raven carries a football helmet next to him, with superimposed text that reads: "Derrick Henry: Touchdown"

Derrick Henry is in a purple Baltimore Ravens' jersey, staring blankly at the camera, while a literal raven carries a football helmet next to him, with superimposed text that reads: "Derrick Henry: Touchdown"

NBC's graphic for Derrick Henry scoring a touchdown has a little raven flapping its wings and carrying a football helmet in its talons. This is the kind of silly nonsense the #NFL needs more of, I say!

08.09.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Gorn Identity

07.09.2025 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

We went down a rabbit hole of how the L.A. Rams got their name, and the answer is an amusing combination of pearl-clutching, laziness, and saving money on printing.

06.09.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The face of Edgar Allen Poe superimposed on a promo card for Disney's "That's So Raven".

The face of Edgar Allen Poe superimposed on a promo card for Disney's "That's So Raven".

Surely I'm not the first person to think of this, but the idea tickled my funny bone and had to be done.

03.09.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The face of Edgar Allen Poe superimposed on a promo card for Disney's "That's So Raven".

The face of Edgar Allen Poe superimposed on a promo card for Disney's "That's So Raven".

Surely I'm not the first person to think of this, but the idea tickled my funny bone and had to be done.

03.09.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of Worf holding a baby with a BBC logo and a title card reading "Call the Midworf: season 1"

A picture of Worf holding a baby with a BBC logo and a title card reading "Call the Midworf: season 1"

Wait! I have something for this!

02.09.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someday, there will be time! Someday!

31.08.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Forever

31.08.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Babs and Buster Bunny from Tiny Toon Adventures face a hulking, snarling man in a purple suit within a factory office

Babs and Buster Bunny from Tiny Toon Adventures face a hulking, snarling man in a purple suit within a factory office

Me: Time to take my mind off the world's troubles with some old cartoons.

Tiny Toons: Here's a 1991 episode about Climate Change where Babs and Buster square off against an evil polluting billionaire named "Ronald Grump" who heartlessly blights the land while declaring "Your morality is a bore."

31.08.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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