Fern Macguffin

Was that when Bogart said Agnes was too tall for him?

Well, maybe I could live without "You Gotta Move."

Trying to refrain from expressing amazement that three men wanted to marry her because that would be beneath me...

Yow!

A perfect album

I live in one, but it sucks and I don't consider it a real city.

Look upon my VHS return, ye mighty, and despair!

Those are stunning!

Fake tits?

Torties are the best.

Yes! Thanks.

I’ve gotta say that she is a better actor than Trump. She can convincingly play a sane person in addition to the conspiracy spewing howler monkey we’ve come to know.

The people who (claim to) hate socialism the most usually have no idea what it is.

Shame on Cornell. Broccoli Rob and the Nard Dog would not approve.

This is very unscientific, but I bought a few groceries this week and when I heard the total I thought, “What the hell did I buy?”

Wasn’t he in some kind of scandal involving air travel? I remember “Fly free or die” jokes.

Does anyone know if the piece was in the print edition and if so, what headline they used? I haven’t seen a print edition of the NYT in ages.

Sexual anarchy is a bad thing?

It's worse, because the original headline was "Did Women Ruin the Workplace?" and then they changed it. Seriously.

Breakfast at the Colossal Cafe!

The odds are that Ross Douthat is less significant than he thinks.

Ross Douthat’s career is (even) less significant than you think

Little-known fact: the Lincoln bedroom originally boasted a shovel with “live, laugh, love“ written on it in coal mounted on the wall.

What else is going to be taken away? Everything. And Trump will tell you it really wasn’t taken away, and some people will believe him.

She’s deeply ignorant.

Sometimes I have nightmares about Chip and Joanna Gaines redoing the White House. “We’re going to take out these walls and cover the Oval Office with shiplap!” Their word art would be better than that.

Congratulations from Texas!!!

Not word art!

Stop making sense, Marjorie. You’re breaking my brain.

Oops, it’s Laurell K. Hamilton with an extra l. I always had to lol at how she described Anita’s outfit in each scene even though it was always some combination of polo shirt, jeans, Nikes and windbreaker if I’m remembering correctly. I think I stopped reading shortly after the Edward-centric one.