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Consider the Following:

my heart can beat out every ounce of bile the ruling class puts in it

do not respect the internet or your time on it. nothing jeff bezos owns is worthy of your respect

everyone being their own future stenographer for the trial this website is evidence in

i think i'm starting to understand bluesky. everything posted by everyone can be printed out into little blockchain dipshit receipts or something so we can finally have perfect knowledge of all takes, wielding them like a scalpel to perform a cutting out of the weak and unhorny

then may we all smoke a just right amount of weed, always and forever, and ever vigilant to reactionary employer tendencies

by the laws of mathematics, if you want to smoke less weed, then you must first undertake the smashing of work!

i wonder how many people's anxiety disorders are just withdrawals from not being able to smoke weed during work hours, which they smoke a ton of at home to deal with another underlying anxiety disorder which is caused by having to go to work

in a way, it's like i get to be buried *with* henry ford and andrew carnegie, bc their foundations ever-inflict their will beyond even my own grubby grave

the government helped visa put a satellite into space so a 28 dollar beer at the coors presents the creditrocket fix plus presents football arena could be

impressed by how many different corporations my dollar squeezes thru so i can buy a coke

and i took on my many-herniated form and said I am become death

It's body reapers! Fucking body reapers! In the image above in an Amazon listing. A weight lifting belt with a cool skull on it and the hard ass embroidered name body reapers! The only workout belt designed to kill!

oh god no no no that's not at all correct

it is time once again for me to play the game where i ride my motorcycle as far as I possibly can, but also it is 110⁰ outside! each day hoping the next jump will be the jump home

i can't fit it in my cooler. it's either chug a soda or chug a tomato

just ate an extremely ripe tomato over the bathroom sink

the dark and reactionary underbelly of my milf arc, which i shall see to it we come to regret!

i think i will use my massive new platform to complain about slight delays in personal pleasure and to list the things you used to be able to buy for a goddamned quarter

I am thank you for saying it

it's a fucckin awesome meme I did. You see, I took the Sopranos logo, like from the show, and put the Spore logo behind it. Like the video game. Anyway, I'm very high and funny, so now it says The Sporanos

someone better start doing ideological work on those Chive guys before the great red tide of history gets em

and so it begins again