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big
intelligent butts

18.02.2026 23:41 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I...

I thought I was...

18.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That's why I never liked geology

18.02.2026 22:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a mashup of jigglypuff and koffing

a mashup of jigglypuff and koffing

Puffing? Jiggling? fuck if I know

18.02.2026 07:47 — 👍 21    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 1
Jigglypuff mashed up with a magneton

Jigglypuff mashed up with a magneton

Also a Jigglypuff mashed up with a magneton

Also a Jigglypuff mashed up with a magneton

Magnepuff? Jigglyton?

18.02.2026 09:23 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Jigglypuff mashed up with a magneton

Jigglypuff mashed up with a magneton

Also a Jigglypuff mashed up with a magneton

Also a Jigglypuff mashed up with a magneton

Magnepuff? Jigglyton?

18.02.2026 09:23 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
a mashup of jigglypuff and koffing

a mashup of jigglypuff and koffing

Puffing? Jiggling? fuck if I know

18.02.2026 07:47 — 👍 21    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 1

ya got me there

18.02.2026 01:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have seen you, in person, drink a blended up mcdouble. I believe in you

18.02.2026 01:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
the t-1000 holding up a polaroid photo of SCOM

the t-1000 holding up a polaroid photo of SCOM

18.02.2026 01:44 — 👍 20    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

I need a two tone sports polo that looks like a pack of Newports

17.02.2026 17:21 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Why stop there?

17.02.2026 09:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's 3am. The only time you can safely eat those silica gel packets you've been keeping in your junk drawer

17.02.2026 09:03 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

What about my delicious moon wife?

17.02.2026 05:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
the pokemon ekans with the head of shrek

the pokemon ekans with the head of shrek

Shrekans

16.02.2026 04:36 — 👍 41    🔁 10    💬 4    📌 0

Yes but from snark

16.02.2026 19:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For sale:

Dog shoes

Shook off

16.02.2026 10:03 — 👍 12    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

RAW

16.02.2026 18:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

so many shmirps

16.02.2026 18:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For sale:

Dog shoes

Shook off

16.02.2026 10:03 — 👍 12    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

He doesn't learn that move until he evolves into Shrekans the Third

16.02.2026 05:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this means a lot. I love you

16.02.2026 05:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
the pokemon ekans with the head of shrek

the pokemon ekans with the head of shrek

Shrekans

16.02.2026 04:36 — 👍 41    🔁 10    💬 4    📌 0

Was also gonna say frog dude

15.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Alligator clips and a couple sacrificial forks

15.02.2026 19:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You, with all the other borrowers I found in my walls, begging to be let out of the microwave

15.02.2026 05:37 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It's like a raw one, but burnt

15.02.2026 08:32 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I had the same thought but Chris Pratt from Jurassic Park

15.02.2026 08:13 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

More like fisces

15.02.2026 05:38 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

As the stars foretold

15.02.2026 05:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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