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I bet Lowtax woulda killed on SomethingAwful

10.11.2025 22:32 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We need to find who made this meme and beat them with a pipe

10.11.2025 18:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wife+Love=wove though

10.11.2025 04:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Love+Wife=LIFE

10.11.2025 04:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I just watched a YouTube video about this. Need to watch it

10.11.2025 03:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A yellow impact wrench

A yellow impact wrench

I mean... I guess technically? It's an impact WRENCH, but you can still drill shit with it.

09.11.2025 08:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That 500 dollars will really come in handy if I ever need a single Tylenol at the ER

09.11.2025 07:24 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

damn thats a good point

09.11.2025 02:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my balls aren't thirsty though

09.11.2025 02:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Been running a fever today, and took a fever nap and woke up to my own body soft boilng my balls

09.11.2025 02:10 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Okay we found 5 but they all have AI zoom interviews

09.11.2025 01:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Harvey Weinstein as a Kaiju

09.11.2025 00:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
(Beartato and Reginald are reading books on Sailors' Wisdom) REGINALD: "Red sky at night, sailors delight." BEARTATO: "Red sky at morning, sailors take warning." REGINALD: "Red sky at dawn, a storm's coming on." BEARTATO: "Red sky at noon, a storm's coming soon." REGINALD: "Red sky at dusk? That counts as night. Refer to previous wisdom, all right?" REGINALD: "Red sky tomorrow fills sailors with sorrow." BEARTATO: "Red sky today? That's prob'ly okay." REGINALD: "Red sky on the ground: you're upside-down." BEARTATO: "Reader beware, you're in for a scare." Oops, wrong book. REGINALD (tossing book away): I'm getting nothing. BEARTATO: Same. (They peed outside. Turns out they were on a boat! The sky is swirling purples and greens with some yellow orange spirals). REGINALD: Curse you, sailors

(Beartato and Reginald are reading books on Sailors' Wisdom) REGINALD: "Red sky at night, sailors delight." BEARTATO: "Red sky at morning, sailors take warning." REGINALD: "Red sky at dawn, a storm's coming on." BEARTATO: "Red sky at noon, a storm's coming soon." REGINALD: "Red sky at dusk? That counts as night. Refer to previous wisdom, all right?" REGINALD: "Red sky tomorrow fills sailors with sorrow." BEARTATO: "Red sky today? That's prob'ly okay." REGINALD: "Red sky on the ground: you're upside-down." BEARTATO: "Reader beware, you're in for a scare." Oops, wrong book. REGINALD (tossing book away): I'm getting nothing. BEARTATO: Same. (They peed outside. Turns out they were on a boat! The sky is swirling purples and greens with some yellow orange spirals). REGINALD: Curse you, sailors

Sailors' Wisdom

08.11.2025 20:29 — 👍 1119    🔁 303    💬 15    📌 2

‽

08.11.2025 17:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nah fuck him

08.11.2025 16:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's very red!

08.11.2025 16:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So anything I own, got it

08.11.2025 04:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Uh oh, typo

08.11.2025 04:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah it's like beating up a kid in a wheelchair

08.11.2025 03:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What do I get after I fill it out

08.11.2025 03:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlshit

08.11.2025 03:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uh oh, a typol. I better hurry up and hit the delete key a bunch and NOT the L key right above it! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

08.11.2025 03:34 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Imagine the PERFECT arc, so it enters into a perfect orbit. Piss ring

08.11.2025 00:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A cheap Vegeta figure that I swapped the arms and legs around on

A cheap Vegeta figure that I swapped the arms and legs around on

Well if it isn't my old friend Vegeta McGreg

07.11.2025 20:34 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

We all were, it's fine

07.11.2025 22:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The cover of Godzilla vs Kansas City

The cover of Godzilla vs Kansas City

Sorry Kansas City but you're about to be fucking wrecked

07.11.2025 18:47 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

And Mr Bean

07.11.2025 21:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Decidedly so

07.11.2025 20:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I went on his roller coaster once

07.11.2025 20:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Oh so he's a sewer creature

07.11.2025 20:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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