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"Reels appears to reward this kind of social media edging."

Nail on the head, and exactly why I hate them (or hate-watch them).

my man my man my man

A lovable curmudgeon with takes that never miss

My partner (who doesn't even drink coffee!) is like "I don't wanna be a Nespresso house & we already have too much coffee stuff!" But like, we don't have -this- coffee stuff!

My office has a Nespresso machine so I bought a bunch of the coffee pods for it and now I want a machine at home 🫣💸

list of banned keywords

🚨BREAKING. From a program officer at the National Science Foundation, a list of keywords that can cause a grant to be pulled. I will be sharing screenshots of these keywords along with a decision tree. Please share widely. This is a crisis for academic freedom & science.

Joined my online CSM class early this morning and didn't realize my mic was on so everyone heard me kissing my cat's forehead and aggressively-cutesy saying "iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou!"

Really appreciate this perspective, thank you

To people that set up toilet paper so it rolls away from you - why??

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Fetterman did irreparable damage to the image of guys that go out in the winter in basketball shorts and a hoodie.

I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world

The Substance

So close!! That is a shoe 💕

Love this for you

One minute you’re young and carefree, and the next you’re listening to Nirvana on an oldies station.

totally fair - you’ve earned it!

Fellas, is it gay to run errands

Haha same! I recently saw a shorter person struggling to get something in the way back of a higher shelf and was like "Can I help get that for you?” 🦸‍♂️

It feels like 💪😇 but I prob look more like 🫲〰️😇

This is awesome (also totally thought that guy was drinking gasoline at first)

You absolutely do not! Looking so cute & handsome 😍

I think Demi has a shot, I really do, but I -really- want Coralie Fargeat to win best director. Like how great would that be

Love this song & album

I get irrationally angry when I see people put their luggage in the overhead bins laying flat instead of on the side.

I get irrationally angry when I see people put their luggage in the overhead bins laying flat instead of on the side.

Aaaand they just "made" me sing Backstreet Boys at this party 🙉🫣

One must-see when on the main Chiloé island is the penguin colonies off the coast - both Humboldt & Magellanic. We booked the last available tour (6:15 PM) which is right after they eat, so they're all out & getting ready to rest.

Mi suegra next to a large flowering plant in Dalcahue, Chiloé.

Here's my adorable MIL next to a beautiful & bright flowering plant in Dalcahue, Chiloé, where we got a bunch of artesanal handmade goods to take back home 😌

Tía Bego & mi suegra enjoying a view of Isla Quinchao from the top of a mirador

More Chiloé stuff: here's my mother-in-law and her sister at a lookout at the top of a hill on Isla Quinchao, one of Chiloé's 40 (!) islands.

A large green tree with lots of scattered Angel's trumpets (downward-facing yellow & orange flowers, shaped like a trumpet's horn).

For scale, a woman stands near a green tree with some hanging Angel's trumpets (downward-facing yellow & orange flowers, shaped like a trumpet's horn). She is reaching her hand out to touch one.

Loved this floripondio (Angel's trumpets) tree outside our hotel in Quilquico