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I'm going to publish the entirety of an exchange I just had with the press office of the DOJ. I want you to see how they are talking about truth.

It was around 85 minutes long but I feel like they had exactly the gas to go that amount of time and not a minute longer, but I can see the argument for cutting it down to an hour

"Microsoft announces AI that will shoehorn fetishes into every aspect of your computer usage after seeing them show up in a search result once"

Every week I watch a movie with a group of friends on discord, we watched Cunk On Life, which had a whole lot more hardcore sex scenes than expected.

@summoningsalt.bsky.social: But soon, a familiar runner appeared on the leaderboards. You may have heard of him before. His name? PenisScumpler333.
Me: i have not heard of penisscumpler333 before

Mike Epps walked out on his tab and my coworker had to pay for the fruity ass bullshit that dick riding ice cube floozy guzzled all night. Acting special at a TGIFridays in Louisville Ky. Clown ass bozo ass skid marks on both sides cuz he flips his drawers every two weeks ass bitch.

Cleveland Browns

Every time I've gone through TF Green in Providence it's taken me less than a half hour from parking to my gate. Absolutely perfect airport imo.

Two (and four) days before his next fight, a bunch of cops are going to be giving depositions in Dumas's court case.

Shades of Angela Magana saying another female fighter that a "stank trench pussy"

Zohran figuratively beating Cuomo to death with his own shoes when he’s like 20 points ahead is how you establish a Fiorello La Guardia level legacy in New York and everyone in politics should be taking notes.

Jokes on the Brits, nothing is more American than taking another country's food and making a worse version of it

MAKUNOUCHI Ippo clobbering SENDŌ Takeshi with a high speed Dempsey Roll

Cuomo: "Welcome to the heavyweight bout "

Mamdani:

Aggressive inline skaters perform choreography to “Dragula [Si Non Oscillas, Noli Tintinnare Mix]” by Rob Zombie at Sega’s E3 2000 presentation (2000)

Kissinger died in his bed at 100 years old despite being known to have committed literal treason, America has never been tough on crime, it's been tough on the poor

Jesus Christ,6 knee procedures? How many times did palhares ambush you in a dark alley?

Elon spent millions to try to make a digital child and like all his children it hates him

r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago DaL 028 Join [deleted] I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa... Question I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city

The philosophical justification for what’s happening in DC is basically this Reddit post

I've seen hours slashed at retail stores across the board. The number of "soft" layoffs is probably way higher than reported numbers.

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I will never forget big time horse fucker writing a good thread

Kristi Noem, screaming orders into a phone for federal agents to gun down people out after curfew:"DO THEM DOGGIE STYLE"

we need to teach the 1930s properly so that people know the Reichstag Fire was exactly this stupid

I don't think the attempt was faked, but I do think the injury was. Purely a guy feeling and I don't think it changes much outside of optics

Love to see soap specifically sold to institutions like nursing homes and hospitals filled with bacteria.

Another one for the file, @highlightt.bsky.social

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Wedges were the only thing KFC did that was better than the competition, this is a layup for them