KyKy

what’s your mood

shut up

thank you jerry

There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂

(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]

making money moves

Bust of Sun Tzu over black background. Quoted text "Tell your enemy that you fucked their dad." - The Art of War

you get swadleys out of here swadleys is GOOD

A not particularly clear picture of a crescent moon with a bright dot of Venus to the upper right. The sky behind is a deepening blue.

Venus and the Moon are gorgeous tonight 😍

i dont understand why car companies arent freaking the fuck out about a competitor openly stealing their financial information from the government

a selfie of nicky the friendly shark with a cat curled up in their arms

i’m sorry but LOOK AT HER

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and some of them have those stupid LED headlights that blind you for 30 seconds

Hanging a lot of my 2025 hopes and ambition on the Super Bowl Halftime Show.

why dont we just kill these people. like we just destroy everyone in congress. why not

An ad for Bluesky in New York City that says “No Trolls” with a man wearing a USA hat in a 🚫 symbol

Me on the way home from karaoke after drinking a bottle of soju: ohhh that’s my website

egg

nah, regular. optimal flavor

cheez its

Musk explains his X algorithm

[you find a mysterious charging port on your body]

oh no

[also it’s not usb-c]

OH NO

Beef jerky

Beef just having bad day

Beef sorry for taking it out on you

Tweet: Pete Hegseth told RSC members his mom has been making calls to senators on his behalf, per source.

If your mom has to step in to help you out, you probably aren’t up to the job. Just saying.

it is strange that nachos are great and shrimp are great but shrimp nachos simply do not work