@jamesbluecat.bsky.social
Surrounded by yowling, nebulous forms. Writer: Green Wing, Smack The Pony, Delivery Man, Piglets, my first novel Pagans out now: https://www.waterstones.com/book/pagans/james-alistair-henry/9781916678064
I know I've bigged up her book but I'm also a big fan of @katemckean.bsky.social 's blog, which I'd recommend to anyone trying to get published.
Most recently I learned those Publishers deal announcements HAVE A CODE. A "significant deal" is $250k-$499k!
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I will die on this hill.
As someone who grew up with and continues to know a lot of fundamentalists: state-funded faith schools are the *only way* to make sure that children growing up in religious extremism are receiving an education that broadly accords with modern life and values.
Oh god, I'd forgotten about that.
07.10.2025 10:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yup.
07.10.2025 09:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Exactly, especially in the later books, he could NOT be clearer what he's writing about, bloody hell.
07.10.2025 09:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Worryingly possible, I suppose, although I fail to see how you could read more than ONE Pratchett book and not get what he's furious about (inequality, entitlement and a TONNE of other stuff, including people being treated badly for trying to break out of traditional gender roles!)
07.10.2025 09:23 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0FFS someone make her go back and read them again.
07.10.2025 09:14 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Worse than US tech bros naming everything after Tolkien or Musk constantly referencing Iain M. Banks without apparently having understood a single word.
07.10.2025 09:07 β π 37 π 12 π¬ 4 π 0Good LORD
07.10.2025 07:56 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ugh, that's so depressing.
07.10.2025 07:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Weirdly fascinating. I wonder what a UK version would be like.
06.10.2025 18:26 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0The Greens requested an interview on the Laura Kuenssberg Show with Zack Polanski when he was elected leader, but were denied, with a promise to interview him during Green conference instead.
This was then scrapped citing the Manchester synagogue attack. Polanski is both Jewish and from Manchester
Never did :(
06.10.2025 09:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Dreamed I was back working in a bookshop and the Christmas rush had just began but I was distracted trying to find where they were displaying my own book. Then the Terminator turned up and I fled to the sewers under the building but got lost and had to go back. Luckily he was only browsing.
06.10.2025 06:32 β π 29 π 1 π¬ 4 π 0βThe world used to be run by serious people, love them or hate them, but now the Losers have taken over, desperately trying to exert control over everything instead of going to therapy.β
03.10.2025 19:52 β π 348 π 94 π¬ 14 π 12This is like when daughter and her friends started calling each other 'You landlord' as an insult (although they've stopped now they're in their later teens and have realised they'd probably quite like to own some property, thanks).
03.10.2025 15:39 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0In memoriam...
03.10.2025 11:38 β π 5458 π 1562 π¬ 59 π 77Well exactly
03.10.2025 11:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One day
03.10.2025 11:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Noted!
03.10.2025 11:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This week's Book Pitch Doctor's Surgery is all about The End (of your pitch).
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#booksky
That's my B plan if this doesn't work.
03.10.2025 11:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yeah, it's irritating when you realise how much difference it can make. I'm just hardwired to always get the cheap version of household stuff and annoyingly it often is a false economy.
03.10.2025 11:13 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I know BEGONE YOU CLOT is a more Dennis from Always Sunny type line, but he wouldn't get excited about an ironing board, whereas Schmidt definitely would. I had to make a judgment call, let that be the end of it.
03.10.2025 10:56 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I've decided to embrace my inner Schmidt from New Girl with this whole thing.
03.10.2025 10:31 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0DOORBELL: Ding!
I open it to find delivery man holding the ironing board.
ME: YESSSS!
DELIVERY MAN: LOL careful mate, you'll end up being the one using it!
ME: (coldly) It's *for* me.
DELIVERY MAN: (confused noise)
He backs away.
ME: YES, BEGONE, YOU CLOT!
(didn't say last bit but did think it)
(second attempt, appropriately) IT ARE ARRIVE!
03.10.2025 10:19 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0GUY WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM DOING THE JABBA'S PALACE COMEDY FESTIVAL:
You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.
"we shat the bed so comprehensively, for so long, that just going back to the standards we used to adhere to in less than a generation is literally impossible" is a bold line to take for an business hoping to avoid going into administration
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